Americana

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Americana
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Name
Americana
Also known as
Amy
Celeste
Manner of death
Immolated by Lynettefan2626 and shot by Renaboss
Episode of death
Profession
Troll
Family members
Seasons
S2 - S3
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Americana is one of the main characters of Wiksteria Lane. Described as a professional troll, Americana is summoned to the lane by Lynettefan2626, who asks for her help in bringing down twofound enemies, Renaboss and Jdg98. A cunning woman who gets off on wreaking havoc in other people's lives, Amy will stop at nothing to perform her task, and she will have a heck of a lot of fun doing it.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Early life[edit | edit source]

Lynettefan2626 became acquainted with Americana when she first arrived on the lane, under the name of Celeste, as KiMO's girlfriend. When he found out she was a troll hired by Lostpedia members to mess with him, Kimo kicked her out, but Amy gave Lynette her business card before going away.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

Americana is hired by Lynettefan2626 to wreak some havoc on the lives of his new enemies, Renaboss and Jdg98, and hopefully get them to leave the lane. Amy is surprised at first to be hired by a man as prim as Lynette, but takes the job nonetheless, believing it could be. She gets to work immediately by blackmailing Dr. Sonya into telling Rena that he has terminal pancreatic cancer, using information she has on him, of his previous relationship with the married President of the Glee Wiki. She then moves to the lane, being given a key by her boss, and immediately meets Jdg, who's moved in with Rena. She comes off friendly, but steals his wallet on the spot, to gather intel, returning it later on and claiming that he lost it. They become instant "friends", with Amy even offering to give Jdg a ride to visit Rena at the hospital. She spills the beans to the kid about Rena's cancer, which he'd kept from him on purpose, so as to not burden him. Jdg lashes out at Rena, but they soon make amends, much to Amy's chagrin. Meanwhile, she uncovers that Jdg used to go by the name of JoséGuerri98 before he moved to the lane, and he set fire to his old home, hoping to kill his father but killing his mother instead. Amy also breaks into the two men's template and hacks into Jdg's computer, using it to her advantage in a new scheme.
Following ImmaGleek's death, Americana offers herself up to fill the position of secretary to the President, claiming that she'd like to set up shop on the lane, grow some roots; she even suggests becoming the new Chat Mod, but Lynette isn't too interested in either option, for he doesn't trust Americana. She resents this.
When Rena runs for the position of Chat Moderator against Americana, the deciding vote is attributed to Lynette, who chooses Rena, to everyone's surprise. As it turns out, this goes along greatly with Amy's plan to accuse Jdg of having harassed her, the very thing she was setting up when she accessed his computer. Rena is forced to play his part and arrest the young man, who is tried and charged by Lynette. Rena puts him in jail, but feels guilty about it, especially after Jdg attempts to end his own life. Rena lets him out and makes it seem like he attacked him and ran away. Lynette introduces himself to Regemma, who becomes privy to the fact that he killed her sister, and showcases him a passive-aggressive demeanor. Americana keeps pushing to become secretary, which forces Lynette to take a definitive stand and fire her, as well as ban her from the lane. Amy decides to retaliate by stealing a machine gun and ammo, intending to cause a great big deal of damage with it. However, the church she's intending to target is blown up, due to ImmaGleek loading it up with bombs before she died.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Americana is both relieved and disappointed that she couldn't go down in a blaze of glory herself at the church she intended to target, but offers her services to Lynettefan once more, showing an admiration for his body of work and knowing she can be put to good use. He teams her up with three goons also on his payroll: Matthewvp09, Mirlo and Nosh. The four are tasked with pinning the explosion, as well as the murders of KiMO and ImmaGleek, on BalkOfFame, the President of the Lostpedia; they also must figure out what Regemma, the vindictive twin sister of Imma, is up to. Americana grows attached to the goons, and they successfully make BOF look guilty of all the murders, eventually driving the man to suicide. Amy sends Mirlo to get close to Regemma, but he can get no valuable information out of her, for the woman sees right through him.
Annoyed at seeing Jdg98 out and about on Wiksteria Lane, Americana tells Rena that Jdg burned down his old house and killed his mother, back when he was called JoséGuerri98, so Rena looks into this and confirms it. He confronts Jdg about it, but the young man is reluctant to tell him what happened. Meanwhile, she proposes to become his new First Lady, which he declines, so she attempts to get back at him. She ties up Lynette, after getting rid of his entire personnel, and sets the template on fire. However, Lady saves her former fiancé, and, in a fit of rage and before the eyes of his neighbors, Lynette pours gasoline over Americana and kicks her onto the fire, setting her ablaze.
When Rena plans to divulge the video of Lynettefan killing Americana in cold blood, he accidentally shares with his fellow wikians a tape of Villain having sex with Mary, his daughter. Americana shows herself before Lynettefan as a ghostly apparition brought on by his increasing madness, and urges him to go out and kill Villain's daughter, Cat5sparkles.