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The following is a timeline depicting, in chronological order, the events of the flashbacks featured on Wiksteria Lane, as well as the major events that play out in the present-day narrative. In the latter, the events might not necessarily obey a strict chronology, instead being grouped into segments featuring the same story, so as to facilitate the reading.

Flashbacks[edit | edit source]

  • Villain fan and his gilfriend, BelleLover, live in the same village as pharmacist JMsapphireZ, as well as DocMD, who is married to Julietfan2626, a hateful man. Villain tries to hide his former liaisons with Sapphire, and feels bad for Doc having to put up with her horrid husband, who neglects her and their twin boys, Lynettefan2626 and Reginafan2626. (4.03) Fed up with this, and slightly smitten with Doc, Villain arranges for Juliet to die. (4.07) DisneyMeerkats, Belle and Villain's young son, develops a rare and fatal heart condition, becoming in dire need of a transplant, which is difficult given the fact that he has the rarest blood type of all. Upon learning that Doc's sons have the same blood type, Villain kidnaps Regina, intending to kill him and have Sapphire perform surgery to transplant his heart onto Disney. When Belle finds out, she is distraught; however, maddened over the notion of losing her child, she kills Regina herself and the procedure goes as planned. (4.10) However, Disney wakes up during the operation, and is traumatized by what he sees. (4.11) Afterwards, Villain keeps Disney's original heart as a memento, preserved in a jar. (4.10)
  • Renaboss is raised by his parents, TV Aficionado and ElleBraxton, next door to an orphanage run by BelleLover, who is heartbroken over the loss of her former lover, Villain fan, whilst raising their child, DisneyMeerkats. One night, jealous over the love they share, Belle absent-mindedly murders both TV and Elle, and then takes it upon herself to raise Reny. (4.02)
  • Some time after creating wikia, Sannse murders and feeds on children and is persecuted by the wikians, who attack her and leave her feeble. Rappy murders the wikians and saves her. (4.09)
  • Before moving to wikia, Lynettefan2626 marries RandomRambler. (2.12) They have a daughter, MissMayfair, whom they raise together. Eventually, Villain fan and DocMD track them down and work themselves into their lives, much to Lynette's chagrin. (3.09/3.10) Random eventually finds the jarred heart that Villain keeps and he has to dispose of her: he cuts the brakes in her car, causing her to crash, and then sets the car on fire with her inside. Lynette watches as his wife goes up in flames before him. (3.10)
  • Andalusian is punished by her handler, Tysonjackson, who has her lover killed and her tongue removed. (4.12)
  • Wiksteria Lane is a wiki founded by DoctorStrange, who had the idea of creating a community where people who feel out of place in the real world could go to find somewhere to call home. Doc buys the wiki from Gleekobsessed, the President of the Glee Wiki (2.09), who then introduces him to BalkOfFame, the President of the Lostpedia. (3.06) The wiki is originally run by three Bureaucrats, him along with UFO Editor and KiMO. They run it as a democracy, making the decisions together, but the leading bureau, in their case Doc, is referred to as President. (1.03) Kimo first came to the lane, from the Lostpedia, dating Americana, who went by the name of "Celeste". Villain fan shows up with his daughter, Lady Junky, and offers to become a Bureaucrat as well. (2.09
  • Villain is introduced to his daughter, Lady Junky, through her mother, Merrystar. He then goes on a cruise with Merry, who calls Doc to break up their marriage, but Villain knocks her overboard with an oar. He tells Lady her mother died, but then learns that Doc knows of the affair, so their marriage ends. (4.05)
  • Gleekobsessed is caught by his wife having sex with Dr. Sonya. (3.06)
  • Lynettefan2626 moves to the lane and introduces himself to the bureaus, who welcome him. As soon as he makes it there, he gets his hands on the wiki's leaderboard and crosses out of the names of the bureaus, intending to target them. (1.03) Lynette gets to know Lady in a meet-cute and they hit it off from the start, with the man inviting her out on a date. When Lady tells her father, Villain convinces her to go through with it, since he has history with Lynette, whom he considers his arch-enemy, and this way Lady can report back to him whatever Lynette does or says. (2.09)
  • Lynette meets ImmaGleek, who becomes interested in him right away. Eventually, she becomes his secretary. When Kimo finds out "Celeste" is a troll hired by people from the Lostpedia to mess with him, he kicks her out, and she reveals her true name (Americana) to Lynette, and offers him her business card, should he ever need a troll. (2.09)
  • Lynette eventually spams the wiki with countless unnecessary pictures in order to level up faster, to the point of becoming the wiki's number-one contributor. UFO Editor discovers this, but covers it up for him, hoping to give the new contributor a second chance. (1.03)
  • Lynette informs his fellow Bureucrats that he'll be going to Europe. In Spain, Lynette meets with Megjfreedman, whom he knows to be the mother of MaryPierceLopez, another one of Villain's biological daughters. She suggests that she let Villain in Mary's life. (3.11) Mary is then told by her mother that her biological father is Villain fan. She shows her daughter a picture of the man, and Mary is drawn to it, in a sexual manner. (3.07) Villain informs the people of the lane he'll be leaving to go be with his daughter (2.09/3.11). Afterwards, Lynette orders that his thugs kill Meg, so they cut the brakes in her car, causing her to crash, and then Matthewvp09 smothers her. (3.11) Before leaving wikia, Villain says goodbye to his long-time lover, JMsapphireZ, with whom he's always had a bit of a secret relationship, due to them both being men. (2.09) Before he leaves, Villain admits to Sapphire that he was better than most women. (2.10)Villain arrives in Spain. Mary spots him at a bar, calls herself "Tina" and flirts with him. They have sex. The following day, Villain makes it to his daughter's address, and "Tina" opens the door. It turns out she is Mary, his daughter. He is horrified, but she only feigns surprise. (2.08/3.07)
  • Jdg98, a troubled teenager, takes in MissMayfair after she escapes from her grandfather. However, his parents rape her, so Jdg sets her free again, and burns down his family home, hoping to kill his mother and pin the blame on his father. A neighbor catches him, however, so he runs away (3.13), and arrives on the lane to move in with his diseased uncle, JMsapphireZ, who is hopeful to go on living for many years and look after his nephew. (2.02) DoctorStrange welcomes him and offers his assistance should he need anything. (1.08) However, as his cancer spreads, Sapphire starts to give into despair, and lets go of the hope that he might overcome it, despite Jdg's attempts at making him feel better. (2.04) Sapphire leaves everything prepared for Jdg to take over the template once he passes, with DoctorStrange's consent. (2.08)
  • Sapphire always refused proper medical treatment, not wanting to spend his last few days in a hospital, so Dr. Sonya kept bringing him drugs off the record, to cope with the pain. During this time, Sonya fell for the man, and on what appears to be his last day, Sonya professes his love for Sapphire, who reacts coldly to the news. As it turns out, Sapphire could tell all along that Sonya was smitten with him, and allowed for that to drag on because he was getting drugs out of it. Enraged and feeling used, Sonya kills Sapphire, smothering him with a pillow, and later tells Jdg he has died peacefully in his sleep. (2.11)
  • Lynette is made into a Bureaucrat, following fellow bureau Villain fan's sabatical leave, much to UFO and especially Kimo's discontentment. (1.03)
  • Renaboss comes to the United States and soon meets a young girl, MissMayfair, whom he vows to protect, from her grandfather, who apparently wants to kill her. A group of thugs are hunting her down, apparently working for her father, Lynettefan; they send him a picture of Rena. (3.05) Villain fan, from a distance/through phone calls, instructs Rena on what to do to escape the men with the girl in town. However, he is attacked outside of Wikia by the three thug friends, Matthewvp09, Mirlo and Nosh, just after he hides his young companion. He then receives a phone call from Villain, who convinces him to go to Wiksteria Lane. (2.02) The thugs hand MissMayfair over to Villain, and they lock her up in Fantasia Wiki. (3.15)
  • UFO receives a sealed file containing prints of the wiki's History, including evidence of Lynette's scam, along with a threatening note. He takes this to mean that DoctorStrange found out what they did and intends to report them to Staff, so he goes to confront his friend, absent-mindedly pocketing the letter opener with which he opened the file. He finds Doc, rams into his car, and their altercation escalates quickly, leading to UFO murdering his best friend in cold blood with the letter opener. UFO then reveals that he was going to only report Lynettefan, and take the blame for the cover-up himself, thus exhonerating UFO. Upon realized he killed a man who is going to take the fall for him, UFO feels incredibly guilty. (1.09) Lynette shows up on the scene after Doc's demise and taunts UFO, helping him to bury the body, giving him the murder weapon to serve as a constant reminder of what he did, and preparing a story to tell the community. (2.01) The following day, Doc's death - attributed to a car crash - is announced to the wiki's people, UFO resigns, Lynette is elected President due to being the number-one contributor and his first order of business is to demote an aggravated Kimo. (1.09)
  • After ImmaGleek's father, a glass repairman, dies, she meets with her sister Regemma after the funeral to go through his stuff. (3.09)
  • Renaboss arrives on Wiksteria Lane. (2.09) Lynette recognizes him from the picture the thugs had sent him, of the man who had MissMayfair, and vows to destroy him. (3.05)
  • DisneyMeerkats changes genders to try and escape from a professional assassin, after learning one can't get a name change, to avoid sockpuppeting. (4.08)

Season 1[edit | edit source]

  • Renaboss arrives on Wiksteria Lane hoping to find a place where he can fit in. He meets several residents of the titular portal: Lynettefan2626, the cunning President; his beautiful and naïve fiancée, Lady Junky; mysterious neighbor UFO Editor; troubled teenager Jdg98; grouchy former Bureaucrat KiMO; and sarcastic secretary ImmaGleek. Rena is immediately warned that Lynette is not as he appears to be, and that he should watch out for him. Lynette, meanwhile, immediately starts plotting to take down Rena. (1.01) Rena meets with UFO Editor to learn more about the wiki's origins and Lynette's supposed villainous persona. (1.03)
  • Kimo grows increasingly frustrated with his status as a regular contributor, so he blackmails Lynette into giving him back his power, claiming to have information on him. Lynette pretends to give in to his demands, but ends up murdering the former bureau, only to learn the info he had was regarding his cheating to level up, rather than his involvement in Doc's death. (1.04) Lynette and his secretary, Imma, bury the body. (1.05)
  • Lady starts to fantasize about Rena, and kisses him, unable to resist the new neighbor. Meanwhile, Imma professes her love for Lynette, with whom she starts an affair. (1.05) Lady decides to move up the wedding to Lynette as a means of distracting herself from her attraction to Rena. (1.06)
  • Rena and Jdg take it upon themselves to investigate Kimo's sudden disappearance. They break into his former template to look for any evidence that might implicate Lynette, but the latter also shows up at the site to cover his tracks, and finds a flashlight with Jdg's name labeled on. He calls the boy to his template and confronts him about it, opting to forgive him, but it's all a ploy to get the young man to steal his gun, which he leaves in plain sight. (1.06)
  • Rena freaks out over Jdg taking the gun and demands that he put it back where it was. When he goes to do just that, Jdg is found by Lynette and addressed by his real name, José, which triggers the boy, and causes him to conclude that UFO must have told Lynette the truth about who he was, and that he must have had something to do with Doc's murder as well, since he'd believed Lynette had done it all along. Jdg holds UFO at gunpoint and demands to be told the truth. (1.07)
  • Rena tries to convince the adolescent to abstain from shooting UFO, but the latter admits to killing Doc. When Jdg goes to shoot him, Rena lunges himself at the boy and gets shot instead. (1.08) UFO wants to take Rena to a hospital, but Jdg is afraid of getting arrested over what he's done, so they try to tend to the wound themselves. Meanwhile, Lynette and Imma play the waiting game, expecting UFO to be killed at any time. When he explains what happened between him and Doc, he decides to kill himself, taking the blame for shooting Rena and allowing Jdg to be cleared. Later, when Lynette and Imma toast to UFO's death, it is revealed that Imma was the one who sent the threatening documents to UFO, that led to him killing Doc. Lynette then has his secretary calling Americana. (1.09)

Season 2[edit | edit source]

  • Lynette hires Americana, a professional troll, to help take down Renaboss and Jdg98, even giving her her own template to live in. Meanwhile, Lady welcomes her father, and Lynette's old enemy, Villain fan, back to the lane. Villain keeps what appears to be a child's heart contained in a jar, in a preserving fluid. (2.01)
  • After getting shot, Renaboss is hospitalized. At the hospital, he is told by Dr. Sonya that he has terminal pancreatic cancer. Jdg is evicted from his template and Rena takes him in. (2.01)
  • Villain introduces Lady to her new sister, promiscuous MaryPierceLopez. (2.02)
  • It is revealed that Dr. Sonya has been blackmailed by Americana into making Rena believe he has cancer. (2.03)
  • ImmaGleek grows increasingly jealous of Lynette's relationship to Lady. She snaps pictures of the French woman kissing Rena at the hospital. (2.03). She then shows said pictures to Lynette, who becomes enraged and saddened. (2.04) Lynette then invites Lady to a romantic dinner at his cabin in the woods, promising to rekindle their relationship, but tells Imma he intends to kill her and needs her help to dispose of the body. When the time comes, Lynette kills Imma instead, in front of Lady, to teach her a lesson about what happens to the people who cross him. (2.05)
  • Sonya tells Rena that his cancer isn't real. (2.05)
  • Renaboss realizes Villain fan is the man who convinced him to move to Wiksteria Lane over the phone. (2.04) Villain tells Rena that he is his father, shortly after he and Lady make love for the first time. (2.06)
  • Renaboss and Americana run for Chat Mod, and Rena wins. Amy then accuses Jdg98 of sexual harassment and Rena is forced to arrest his young friend. (2.07) Jdg is tried and convicted by Lynette, and placed in the cell at the Moderation Station. (2.08)
  • Lady discovers the heart in a jar and confronts her father about it, who says it belonged to another daughter of his, young Cat5sparkles, who underwent heart surgery. (2.08)
  • Villain fan asks around about his old friend, JMsapphireZ, and realizes Jdg's statements contradict Dr. Sonya's, the doctor who accompanied Sapphire as he dealt with cancer. Rena helps Jdg escape from prison. (2.10) Villain calls Rena over and tells him to hide as he has a talk with Sonya, confronting him about Sapphire's death. When the physician admits to having killed his cancer-riddled friend, Rena promptly arrests him. (2.11)
  • After being passed on for the role of Lynette's secretary and kicked out, Americana vows revenge and steals a machine gun to use at her old boss'

wedding. DocMD, Lynette's mother and Villain's old flame, arrives on the lane for her son's wedding. (2.11) However, Lynette forbids her from attending. When the time for the ceremony comes, Lady chickens out, instead running to go be with Rena, who acts dismissive towards her because he believes them to be siblings. The church is then exploded in a posthumous act of vengeance by ImmaGleek, who had set it all up before she passed away - should the wedding go through, the bombs at the church would detonate. Lynette makes it out just in time, but 200 people perish in the big explosion. (2.12)

Season 3[edit | edit source]

  • DocMD learns that Villain lied to Rena about being his father, and tells the young Chat Mod the truth. (3.01)
  • After the church's explosion, BalkOfFame and Gleekobsessed, the Presidents of the Lostpedia and Glee Wiki, respectively, feel Lynettefan isn't fit to be President, which riles him up and makes him decide to run for President of all three wikis, which he promises to be able to become in just six months. Americana offers him assistance with that, and he calls up his old thugs, Matthewvp09, Mirlo and Nosh, to also help him out. After Lady tries to move out of their template, Lynette rapes her violently. (3.01)
  • Mary helps Rena discover the bodies of DoctorStrange and KiMO. (3.02) Rena informs Gleek, so as to keep Lynette from tampering with the evidence, so Lynette makes it so that his thugs plant false evidence in BalkOfFame's office tying him to the murders. (3.03) BOF is tried and arrested. (3.04)
  • Cat discovers the heart in the jar, and Villain tells her it belong to his brother, contradicting the story he'd told Lady. (3.03) Cat then tells Rena of the heart. (3.04)
  • Lady reveals to her family that Lynette raped her, so Rena, Mary, Jdg and Villain all attack the President, beating him senseless. When Villain offers to take Rena under his wing, the Chat Mod punches him, blaming him for making sure he and Lady couldn't be together. Lady therefore learns the truth, that Villain told Rena he was his father, so she and her sisters leave him to move in with Rena. (3.04)
  • Rena confronts Villain about the jarred heart and he lies about it continually, so Rena smashes the jar, making the man go into a frenzy of emotions. Lynette kicks his mother out of the template, still resentful towards her. The thugs are put in charge of finding out what Regemma is planning, so Mirlo asks her out on a date. ([3.05]]) When the date takes place, Reg won't let up, and makes it clear that she knows Mirlo was put up to it. (3.06)
  • Jdg returns to the lane, and he and Rena plan to retrieve Villain's kept heart and run tests on it, but Villain gives Cat a vicious dog who ends up eating the heart. Meanwhile, Lynettefan has his thugs arrange it so that BalkOfFame is blamed for the church bombing and the murder of ImmaGleek, so BOF ends up taking his own life. (3.06) Afterwards, Lynette announces he is running for President of the Lostpedia. (3.07)
  • After Mary has sex with Rockaboss, Rena decides to get rid of the dog, and Lynette takes him in. Amy propositions having a fake marriage with Lynette, but he turns her down, and Prima exposes her own fake marriage on TV. (3.07) This announcement hinders Gleek's own campaign to run for the presidency of the Lostpedia, which is eventually won by Lynette, despite Rena's attempts to reveal to the wikians his real persona. After Mary teaches Cat how to masturbate, Rena throws her out. (3.08)
  • Lady learns that she is pregnant with a rape baby and has sex with Rena to eventually pass it off as his. Mary convinces Gleek to have sex with her in public to convince the wikians that he isn't gay. Villain becomes enraged and attacks and ends up raping Mary. Mirlo tells Regemma he is truly smitten with her and offers his help in taking down Lynette, who confronts Reg and tells her she has no chance against him. (3.09)
  • Gleek tells the people of Wikia that his wife spread the lie that he was gay to get back at him. Lady asks Villain to take in James, and Mary has sex with him, which hurts Jdg. Americana plans to burn down Lynette's template with him inside, but Lady manages to save him. Lynette then burns Americana and Rena shoots her in the head. (3.10)
  • Mary moves in with Lynette. Gleek finds Prima having sex with IceBerry. He and Prima end up making amends, but he fires Ice. He then comes out in public, at the same event where Rena accidentally reveals a video of Villain fan having sex with Mary. (3.11) Gleek and Prima then get divorced, and Prima flirts with Lynette. IceBerry becomes Lynette's secretary. (3.12)
  • James kidnaps Cat (3.11) and takes her to his old, burnt home, on the outskirts of Wikia. Rena, Villain and Jdg team up to go get her back. The man tries to force himself on Cat, but the little girl severs his erect penis, leaving him castrated and helpless. (3.12) Afterwards, the men decide that James must die, so Jdg does the deed. (3.13)
  • Lynette kicks Mary out, and Rena proposes to Lady. (3.13)
  • Rena's best friend, DisneyMeerkats, arrives on the lane as a transgender woman. Rena warns him and a bunch of other people about the President, Lynettefan, but Disney decides to stick around. Regemma leaves the lane with Mirlo. Lynette confronts Rena about MissMayfair and deduces that the Chat Mod didn't actually kill her. When Rena nonchalantly tells him about Villain's jarred child's heart, Lynette believes Villain is the one who did it, and has a psychotic breakdown, eventually deciding to kill Cat5sparkles to get even with the man. (3.14)
  • Everyone attends Cat's funeral. Prima finally learns just what kind of man Lynette is, and announces that she is moving onto Wiksteria Lane. Rena and company decide to stay. Villain releases MissMayfair and kills her before Lynette's eyes, in the most vicious of manners, and Regemma's revenge plan comes to fruition when Lynette severs his hands on the glass guillotine she left behind. (3.15)

Season 4[edit | edit source]

  • Lynette is taken by Villain to be given medical care, because Villain wants to be the one who ultimately kills him. When he moves back home, a desolate Mary tries to avenge her little sister by attempting to kill Lynette, but Rena and Jdg stop her. Lady shows up to warn Lynette that she is pregnant with his rape child, and her ex-fiancé pushes her down the stairs. (4.01)
  • Rena and Gleek meet with Rappy, head of Staff, who gets the idea to start a war on wikia, so he contacts Lynette and instills the thought in his head. BelleLover, Disney's mother, moves in with her, and is delighted to be reunited with both Rena, whom she raised, and Villain, an old flame of hers. Primadonna Girl also moves onto the lane. (4.01)
  • After Lady is hospitalized, Rena learns she was pregnant with Lynette's child and was keeping it from him. Distraught, he kicks her out. BelleLover keeps Merrystar, Lady's mother, locked up, so as to keep her from getting to Villain. Mary's sexual obsession grows unleashed and so Villain has her committed to a psychiatric institute. Meanwhile, Lynette reveals that he has demanded of scientist Sadball48 that he create a robot that looks, acts and sounds just like Renaboss: the RenaBOT. (4.02)
  • Rappy convinces Gleek to partake in the war he's trying to cook up, and Gleek rekindles his relationship with Dr. Sonya, who is now back on Wiksteria Lane. Meanwhile, Primadonna Girl properly meets DisneyMeerkats and the two begin an affair of their own. Rena tries to go up against Lynette, who has his nurse, Applegirl, killed just to prove to Rena that he is unmerciful. (4.03)
  • Upon learning that her best friend Mary has been sent to an asylum, Devious Peep makes it her mission to go and get her back, and for that she enlists the help of her other best friends: maid I luv pll, homosexual Camsay, and her sister, prostitute WerriGleek117. They scour through wikia trying to find whatever they might need to help get Mary out, but ultimately the nymphomaniac refuses to go with them, believing she does need help. Afterwards, Peep starts to pose as a member of Staff to rob people blind. (4.04)
  • Peep unknowingly blows up Wiki Burger, and Belle looks for the escaped Merrystar. Jdg and Sonya both sign up for the war, and Villain learns that Belle had Merry locked up to keep her from getting to him, so he kills Merry in order to be with Belle. Meanwhile, Rockaboss is loose on Wiksteria Lane and killing people, including Nosh. (4.05)