Something Nice Back Home

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Something Nice Back Home
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December 30, 2014
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"Something Nice Back Home" is the 48th episode of Wiksteria Lane, as well as its fourth season's finale.

Summary[edit | edit source]

Renaboss must fend off his robotic counterpart if he is to protect the frail Lady Junky from it. Meanwhile, DoctorStrange introduces us to a Wiksteria Lane as he originally envisioned it.

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Previously on Wiksteria Lane: a war, a satanic ritual, a killer robot and an angry tranny. That's probably about it.

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I grew up in a small, poor part of the town where I spent the majority of my young life. I was actually born in a trailer park. My father was absent all my life, and my mother was a wonderful woman who cared for me like no one else ever could. She fought as best she could and gave all she got to be able to provide for me, to make sure I never had to need or want for anything. And I am thankful for everything she did. But I always wanted more. I needed more. To get out of that trailer park and be elsewhere, somewhere better. When I found out about wikia... a special place, cut away from the real world, where the rules were different... a test utopia... I had to become involved. By then I had already made myself out to be a wealthy and influential person. Able to provide for my mother in turn. So I came to a place called Wiksteria Lane. And I imagined life would be perfect there...
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Overview shots of the idyllic Wiksteria Lane as DoctorStrange talks. Suddenly, we see his eyes shooting open under the morning sunrays. He smiles as a beautiful new day begins. He wakes up at around that time every day, with no need for an alarm clock. He gets up out of bed and heads into the shower. Afterwards, he wipes away the fog from the mirror and admires his reflection, as he caresses his own chin. "Lose the stubble... keep the stubble... lose the stubble? Nah, keep it." He gets dressed and heads downstairs, in his beautiful, humble home on Wiksteria Lane. He could have had the biggest template on the portal for himself, but he didn't want to stand out any more, but rather to blend in. He heads into the kitchen to start his breakfast, and turns on the television. The Wiki View begins, and the hostess, the classy Edie Rothwell fan7, tells her audience, both in the studio and at home, that they have a lovely morning show ahead of them that day. "We will be speaking to Lostpedia president BalkOfFame, one of the single greatest visionaries who ever lived, and he will tell us all about his exciting new projects and prospects for his wiki, and how they can positively affect all of wikia. Stick around for that." Doc looks excited. "Gotta record this..." he says, as he sets the TV to record the current program. He prepares a grilled cheese sandwich and eats it fast, anxious to go out and enjoy the day. Once he does, he marvels at the crystal clear blue sky above. Not a cloud in sight. He takes a walk down the portal, towards Wiksteria Park, and smiles when he sees a hooded figure in a black vest approaching him. "Good morning, Mother Superior," he says. Devious Peep removes her nun's hood and smiles back at him. "Good morning, my child," she says, as they hold hands for a second, in greeting. "Beautiful day, isn't it?" he asks. Sister Peep tells him, in her characteristic loving tone, that it is indeed, every day is beautiful with God's love showering over them. Doc smiles at this, and Peep takes the opportunity to thank him again for all the hard work and funds he's put into Wiksteria Church. "It was my pleasure, Sister, worry not about that." I luv pll drives by in her convertible and stops to greet them. "Morning," she says, with no accent whatsoever. "Good morning, Professor Pll," the devout sister greets, "Headed to school?" "Yeah, I'm already late, as usual. Oh well, like I always say, a day at the Wikiversity doesn't start until I arrive. Gotta go now, someone's gotta teach Quantum Physics to those poor kids. Bye!" The two pedestrians wave farewell as she drives off. Peep turns her attention back to DoctorStrange and is reminded of his charitable givings. "You truly are a Godsend, son. Now go, go about your affairs, I know you're a busy man. I will be seeing you at mass this Sunday, I trust." "Absolutely," he tells her, "But remember, there is the matter of the wedding on Saturday." "Right, right," she is reminded, "Where does my mind stray to? That strapping young man and that beautiful girl are getting married. Well, see you there then. Enjoy this beautiful day, son." They part ways, and DoctorStrange makes it to Wiksteria Park, where his best friend, UFO Editor, is already waiting for him. They shake hands and start discussing their ideas for Wikibucks, the coffee shop.

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But alas, as I later learnt... especially when my best friend jabbed a letter opener into me repeatedly... life is far from perfect. So devastatingly far.
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Renaboss is still seen standing at the entrance of the abandoned building where RenaBOT has been keeping Lady Junky, looking stumped. "I... have been through... a fair amount of weird, out-of-this-world shit ever since I moved to wikia. But this... holy crap, it takes the prize, I just... I can't even. I can't. Okay?" "The meaning of your statement escapes me," the android tells him. "Whatever," Rena says,"I kill you now. Got that?" "I am afraid you are sadly mistaken," the robot assures him, "If you wish to engage in a mortal combat with me, the odds of winning are against you. I was modeled after you. Your mannerisms, your movements and even your fighting techniques have been captured on camera and used to perfect me. I know how you think, in a manner of speaking. If you try to punch me, I will block it. If you try to kick me, I will swerve it. You cannot get the best of me, because I am both you and an advanced super strong robot." The real Rena looks intimidated. "Why are you doing this?..." The robot reminds him that he just wants to live a "real" life, with Lady by his side. "Lady's not stupid!" Rena tells him, "No matter how much you try to pretend to be me, do you think she won't ever catch on? She probably has already!" The robot thinks about it and tells him that she has indeed been acting in a way that went against what he predicted her behavior to be like. "See? She knows something is up! Also, you raped her, you son of a bitch!! Didn't you?!" The robot tells him, "I simply did what they made me do. But now there is no one to control me but me. And I would never hurt her. Unlike you." Caught off-guard, Renaboss asks him what he means, and the robot is quick to remind him: "You left her. You abandoned her, in a time of great need." "She lied to me..." "She kept something from you, an omission does not constitute a lie." "She was carrying someone else's child!!" "And never told you it was yours. Never even told you there was a child to begin with." "Well, she should have!" "When? When exactly was the right time to let you know that she was pregnant? When you were trying to tape a confession by the President? When you were putting a bullet in the head of a woman on fire? When you were rescuing a child from a pedophile? When you were gathering people to form a revolution? When you were putting her little sister to rest in the ground? Amidst all of that chaos and confusion, when was there ever a proper opportunity for her to disclose of her pregnancy? You infected her life with extenuous amounts of drama ever since you moved to the lane, and you blame her when she doesn't catch a break to share her own personal dramas with you? She was carrying a rape child, and she lost the baby. Both of which are extremely traumatizing. And when she needed you most, you abandoned her. Literally kicked her out of the home you shared. You are not worthy of being with her, you have proven that. But I will do my absolute best to be worthy." Through all of this, Rena has just looked at him shell-shocked, feeling incredibly guilty all over again. "Regardless... Lady... she's my true love. I ended it with her because I knew, at the time, that I couldn't be around her. But I can't picture my life without her. We are end-game! We will be together in the end, we will have children, and grandchildren, and we will live out our days happily, together! And if you think I won't give it all I got to have her back, you are sadly mistaken!" The robot smiles and tells him, "I appreciate the determination. I shall mirror it. But you're still going to lose. The fight, and her." Rena tries to appeal to whatever sense of reason the robot might have: "You heard what I told you, you can kill me, you can take my place, but you will never be able to fool her. You think you know me? No one knows me like that woman... We are soulmates precisely because of that. You will never, ever be able to deceive her. So long as she is human and you're a robot, you don't stand a chance." The robot thinks about this for a few seconds. Then it just stares back at Renaboss again and tells him, "Then I shall make her into a robot." Rena's eyes grow wider, afraid of what he may have just triggered. He takes out his handgun almost instinctively and shoots, grazing the robot's arm. He is then completely stunned by what he sees: a scarlet liquid emanating from the opening in his arm. "You... you bleed..." Rena says. The robot smiles and tells him, "I told you I was advanced." Rena tries to hit him but the robot is quickly able to defend himself and overpower the Chat Mod, knocking him out.

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I often find myself thinking, dreaming... of how wonderful things could have been if they had just turned out a bit... different.
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"I really think this is going to set us apart from the other wikis," DoctorStrange tells his best friend as they go over their plans for Wikibucks, "Starting our own, Wiksteria Lane-exclusive businesses and franchises. Brand recognition. We have all sorts of technological experts coming in. There's this one guy, Sadball48, who's going to design something called the 'wikiPhone'." UFO looks excited, and then a familiar female voice is heard saying, "Don't work too hard, boys, wouldn't want you to be tired on my wedding day." They turn around to see Primadonna Girl, in a modest dress, bringing over a basket of homemade cookies to them. They tell her she shouldn't have bothered, but she claims that it was her pleasure. "I've really been getting into cooking and baking lately," she says, "I gotta say, I'm a natural at this whole housewife stuff." "Hold on, you're not a wife yet," UFO jokes, "Not for a few days." "Well, I gotta practise, don't I?" the beautiful blonde replies, "How's the coffee shop coming along?" The three of them make small talk about the future plans for the wiki. Then, UFO changes the subject to something else entirely: "So, Prima, is your ex-fiancé coming to the wedding?" "Of course," Prima says, with a smile, "I mean, I know it's a little weird that I almost married a gay man. I should've paid more attention to the signs. But the fact is, Gleek is and always was one of my best friends. In fact, I... I asked him to give me away." Doc and UFO are touched. "My dad is dead, and... I owe so much to Gleek. I really do. He can really be my rock sometimes, just like my fiancé. So yes, he is coming. And he's bringing a date too. A doctor." The two admins look impressed, and then a car enters the lane and stops outside of Prima's pink template. Out comes her handsome fiancé - DisneyMeerkats. "Hey sweetie!" Prima says with excitement as she runs over to the attractive young man, who tells her, in a deep voice, "Hey babe." The man and woman kiss, passionately, and the two admins smile but avoid a stare. Once the making out sesh is done, Disney shakes both their hands firmly and they make small talk about the wedding once more. Then, Doc interrupts their conversation as he is reminded of something: "I'm sorry, guys! I forgot, I have to go speak to the Chat Moderator. I'll be right back." And he leaves and heads on over to 4352 Wiksteria Lane.

Renaboss' eyes shoot open, at long last. The alarm clock rung several times about a half hour earlier, but he just had to rest for a while longer. Wiksteria Lane is such a peaceful place anyway, it's not like the Chat Moderator is ever needed in his office at that time in the morning. This is his way of thinking, at least. He looks to the side to see that the love of his life is no longer in bed, and he scoffs at this. He gets up, puts on his robe and walks downstairs to find her in the kitchen. "What in God's name are you doing?" "What does it look like?" she tells him, in her sweet voice, "I am making breakfast for the family." She speaks to him in a perfect American accent, and he moves in closer and kisses his beloved Lady. "You shouldn't though, you should be resting, you know what the doctor said." As he tells her this, he puts his hands around her very pregnant stomach. They smile and kiss again, and she reassures him that she can handle a task as easy as making breakfast. "Honey, you're due any time now, and I can very well prepare breakfast myself." She kisses him again, this time mostly to shut him up, which he giggles at. Then they kiss once more, passionately. A loving couple. "That smells good though..." he finally comments. She tells him to take his seat, but there is a knock on the door, and Rena moves to answer it. When he sees DoctorStrange, they greet each other with the utmost confidence and sincere joy, like two old friends. Doc then gets to why he's there, and asks Rena if he remembered to take care of hiring a deputy moderator. Rena says he's got the perfect guy in mind, a peculiar choice, but someone he can trust and whom he knows will do a fine job. Doc is relieved. He goes off on his way, but not before greeting MaryPierceLopez, who shows up looking stressed. Rena asks what is wrong, to which she tells him, "I am so doomed! I have this big paper that I have to hand in today at school, but I haven't done it at all!" She rushes into Rena's template, and the Chat Mod sighs and says, "Always a problem with you..." He goes back inside as Mary tells her older sister of her predicament. "And daddy said he wouldn't write a note for me, to let me off the hook, because apparently I have to learn." "You do have to learn," Lady tells her. "Lady, please, I don't need someone to scold me, I need help, fast! You always aced your English homework stuff, say you have a report on that book about mice and men." Lady grins, and says she does, and asks Rena to bring a red folder from the garage that contains her old high school assignments. Rena sighs again, but playfully so, and heads to the garage. As he does so, young Cat5sparkles comes down the stairs, full of life and energy, gives him a kiss and heads to the kitchen to join her sisters. She gives each of them a kiss and thanks Lady for letting her stay the night there. Lady tells her she's welcome, and puts a platter of American pie down before her and Mary. Rena returns with the folder and as Lady leafs through it, the happy family enjoys their breakfast.

Rena's eyes shoot open. He looks around, a bit dazed, and finds that he is lying face down on a table, with a rope tied around him. "W-what the...?... Dafuq...?" "Rena..." he hears Lady calling, faintly. His senses grow sharper once he hears her voice, and he sees her lying on the couch to the right side of him, the same couch where the robot has been keeping her for so long. "Rena, is it you...?" she asks, in her trademark thick French accent. The robot is nowhere to be seen. "W-where is he?" the real Rena asks, to which she tells him that the other Rena said he had to go to Lynette's laboratory to get something he needed. Rena asks her to untie him, telling her the other Rena is a robot. Lady is shocked, but scarcely shows it. She then tells him, "I can't... move, I... I am so weak..." Rena is confused. "Did he drug you?" "No, no, I think, no, I... the lady... that wanted my... I don't know. I feel weak from that." Rena remembers the ritual, and grows concerned. "I'm gonna get you out of here, Lady, I promise. I'm gonna save you! But, but I need your help, can you try to move?" Lady uses all of her strength to try and get up, but can't. "It, it goes and comes," she says, "I am fine sometimes and then, this. I... am in one of the bad moments. I'll be better, I think." Rena tries to reach into his pockets, and is able to. "Oh, thank God," he says, and she asks him what he's relieved about, to which he answers that the robot left him his phone. "Probably doesn't even know much about these," he says. Rena does his best to type on the phone, which is far below, at his hip level. "Who are you writing to?" Lady asks. "Your father," he answers. "Why?" she says, confused. "Because he's a psycho. And he loves you. And I need help."

Elsewhere, on the titular portal of Wiksteria Lane, young Jdg98 makes it home from the hospital, bringing with him the little belongings he had on him when he got shot by Renaboss. He opens the front door to Rena's template and calls out for him, and then for Lady, out of instinct, which he finds to be not only of no avail but of little sense either, for he remembers now she wasn't living there anymore anyway. He walks inside the template, and calls out for Rena again. "Great," he says, "Nobody's home. Nobody cares." He puts his bag down and goes to lie down on the PM room's couch, not before turning on the TV with no sound.

Across the portal, DisneyMeerkats holds her mother's hand, as the elderly woman lies dead on the bed of her navbar. Disney transported her upstairs, which drained her slightly and seemed to get her to realize, for the very first time, that she is somehow weaker now that she has become a woman. While never having been a very strong man, Disney thinks surely she would have been able to carry her mother at lesser effort before the change. Belle's skin is completely pale, and Disney starts to talk to her, in a low voice. "I am so sorry, mommy..." The tears start flowing down her face. "I cannot... I can't understand what happened, or how it could even have happened, I... I come home, all happy, waiting to see you, to surprise you, and... and..." She sobs. Then she recomposes herself, and tries to continue. "I love you, mom... So much. I am now... aware that you were not a... a very normal person, with a normal life, and I am so sorry about that. You deserved to have things a little easier. I know you weren't bad. And I know everything you ever did, good or bad, had me in mind. You literally killed for me. I wish you hadn't, because that is not something I would ever want or request of anyone, but... I get it. You were an extraordinary mother. And you are, cos, cos I know you're watching over me still. And I... I'm going to do you proud, mommy. I swear. I almost killed the son of a bitch that killed you, and I couldn't, but... I won't give up. I will avenge you, but other than that, I will be good. I will be a good girlfriend, and a good mother, and a good... person. I will find a way to make my father pay for what he did to you. But I will not disappoint you, ever. I promise." With tears in her eyes, Disney moves in to kiss her mother's forehead.

Almost about to doze off, Jdg is brought to his senses abruptly when Villain fan barges in through the front door. "What do you know about a robot?!" "Come again?" is all Jdg can say. Villain explains that he got a text from Rena, full of typos, about how he and Lady have been taken hostage by a crazy robot. "Oh. Damn. It's one of those days on Wiksteria Lane." "What days?" "The ones that end in Y." Villain does not take Jdg's callous reaction lightly, and the young man apologizes. "They're in trouble, and we have to help them." Jdg is somewhat surprised by the middle-aged killer's concerns, but also slightly touched. Villain's eyes catch something behind the teenager, and he picks up the remote control from the coffee table and turns the volume on. Lynettefan2626 is seen giving a public statement, before an audience of his followers and the press, over at the Lostpedia. Jdg and Villain listen on with curiosity as the Bureaucrat of both the aforementioned wiki and Wiksteria Lane addresses his subjects.

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My friends, it is with great sorrow that I stand here before you today and acknowledge that we have undergone some severely trying times. Over the last few months, what seemed like years, we have been at war against the Glee Wiki. Mothers have seen their sons go off to fight. Wives have been left widowed by the disgraces that take place on the battlefield. Children have cried out at night because their fathers weren't there to tuck them in. But the nightmare ends today. It took a great deal of struggling, but I was recently assigned the Presidency of the Glee Wiki. I am now the sole ruler of all three major wikis in the world of wikia. And I will rule them all as fairly as I have in the past. And now, after the storm, comes the prosperity. It is with a great sigh of relief that I announce, today, that the war... is over!
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He is met with a loud acclaim from the crowd, who cheer and clap for their seemingly benevolent ruler, completely oblivious to the ugly truths.

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No more will we have to suffer for the fallen soldiers. No more will we have fallen soldiers, period! In my hands, I have the power! I hold these wikis! And I will not let go of them. And we shall live in peace from here on out.
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"Son of a bitch..." Villain comments, between his teeth. "He conveniently forgets to mention the part where he started this whole thing," Jdg says. "I bet he has something to do with the damn robot," Villain deduces. Jdg says there is only one way to find out.

At the Staff Headquarters, Rappy is seen sitting in a wheelchair, looking weak, with his torso all bandaged up, and a furious look on his face, as he stares at the television. "Son of a bitch..." Sannse enters the navbar with a bouquet of dead flowers. "They're all dead... Just like our neighbors... Everything I put in the ground withers and dies." "Then maybe you shouldn't bury things alive, dear," Rappy tells her, rather impatiently. "I picked them for you," she tells him. Even though her strength is back in full force, she still speaks softly, albeit in a slightly higher tone. She hands him the flowers and he takes them with no reaction whatsoever, leaving them to rest on his lap. "When are you gonna make me all good again? You can do it with a flick of your finger." "But I enjoy rolling you around. Like a toy. My little precious husband toy. You're angry." "Ya think?" She asks what happened, and he tells her about Lynette's public announcement. "That doublecrossing fucker. I instilled the war idea on him, I was behind all of this, I basically made him have all three major wikis under his belt, and he thanks me by ending the war! Oh, and of course... HE STOLE THE FUCKING SACRIFICE FROM US!!" "She was his fiancée, pet, you can't possibly be that surprised. Would you not go to Hell and beyond for me?" "I would murder every person on this God-forsaken world for you. Oh wait, that's what I'm trying to do." She smiles at him and brings her face closer to his. As they're about to kiss, she holds back and says, "Sometimes I think that all my teeth will fall out." "That's not going to happen," he tells her, unfazed. "Because I am strong. I am so strong now." "But not any more sane..." She looks sad. "You don't respond to my quirkiness anymore..." He comforts her by answering: "Darling, I made you crazy. If I didn't like it, I'd beat myself up for it, not you. I love you, lunacy and all." She giggles. And puts her right hand over his torso. "Stand up..." She whispers in his ear. This said, Rappy uses his strength to get his feet out of their supporters, and his wife helps him up. He chuckles with delight at her and they kiss.

As her black shoes make way through the sumptuous golden halls of the Staff Headquarters, Andalusian is incredibly surprised by it all. Her walking has improved a lot more ever since she was left mangled by her torture, but she was always sure to bounce back nicely as it is. Anda enters the monitoring station, pleased to confirm in person that the rumors about it being severely underguarded are true. She marvels at all of the screens before her, showing images from all around wikia, all of its key locations.

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Andalusian was an expert terrorist, who had found herself allied with some of the deadliest radical forces that ever cursed the world. She had been witness to the highest levels of low-key security measures, that kept her and others under a safe guise when they needed to act. So it was nothing short of mind-boggling for her that a room like this, filled with deadly potential, was kept under everyone's nose, in a manner of speaking. But she also knew about the benefits of hiding in plain sight.
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She gets behind the computer and starts doing her work on it, hoping to find the core destruction button.

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Of course, she had been taught a lot working as a part of something bigger than her. Always one of the best agents, whatever team she joined. That in spite of her natural-born defficiency, that rendered her mute for her whole life. She was special. But a nobody. A face and a name forgotten by the world. She had had plenty of names, of course. And now, she was still a nobody. But she wasn't special anymore. Others had abused and humiliated her. More than once.
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Anda feels a burning sensation as she types directives into the computer's database. She brings her left hand to her stomach and relives the pain left by the torture inflicted on her by BelleLover.

Flashback - Andalusian is seen being manhandled by two arab soldiers. She tries to fight them off some more even though she knows it's useless, they are stronger than her. They all stand before a scary-looking man with a scar over his left eye, TysonJackson, who says, "TheOneWithTheGoldenGiraffe, you are accused of treason. You have revealed highly classified plans regarding our operation to the enemy, because of the nature of your relationship... with him." Anda doesn't look guilty at all. "I thought to kill you. Right here, right now, as a means of punishment. But, me being merciful and all, I decided not to. Instead, I had him killed." Anda's eyes widen at the thought of her dead lover. "As for you... I'll just let you off with a warning." Tyson is given a pair of scissors. "Hold her down, boys." The two men hold a struggling Anda down. They pry open her mouth and force her to stick her tongue out. "Since you never talk much anyway..." With one slow snip of the large scissors, Tyson cuts Anda's tongue out.

In the present, Anda continues to look for what she wants.

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She had let opportunities for vengeance slide before. But not anymore. She was going to get back at who had wronged her of late. In fact, she would rid the world of all of the lousy vermin of wikia. Because why not? And she was ready to die in the process. All that kamizake training had to be good for something...
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Elsewhere, Lynettefan is looking less than excited about being in the presence of his current guests: Villain fan and Jdg. "I don't know anything about any robot." "He's lying," Jdg says. "I cannot be arsed with this, I just can't," Lynette says, "You know, I have been nothing but nice lately. Heck, I put an end to the war today. I donated to a ton of charities. Which I started as President, granted, but... I helped an old lady cross the portal! In my mind. Just now. I am so good, but you people are never willing to appreciate that or even so much as give me the benefit of the doubt." "Yeah you were a real peach when you kidnapped Dr. Sonya so that Gleek would hand over the presidency of his wiki to you," Jdg says. Lynette is caught off-guard by his knowledge of this. "He's back on the lane," Jdg says, "Word travels fast." "I am just... very, very ambitious." "Nice hands," Villain comments. "Thank you," Lynette says, rather sarcastically. "I bet they break easily. I might test my theory." "Stay away from them!" Lynette promptly says, instinctively protective of his new assets. "Look, full disclosure," Villain begins, "My daughter might be in mortal peril and I am very convinced that you are behind it all, so let's skip the part where I torture a confession out of you and just tell me where she is." "I don't know where she is!" Lynette insists. Villain takes out his gun and pistol-whips him. Jdg finds this very cool. Lynette falls to the floor, hurt and bleeding from the head, and Villain grabs him, bends him over his desk and points the gun right at his forehead. "Talk. Now." "Okay!! Okay, I, I, I may have made someone build an exact, robotic replica of Renaboss to get back at him. But I swear to God I don't know where it is or why it has Lady, that thing developed a mind of its own, killed my scientist and ran off!! No one is controlling him now, let alone me!!" "But you did it control it before..." Villain says, as something starts to dawn on him, "My daughter thought for some time that Rena had raped her... Just as you had..." Lynette doesn't say anything. Jdg's eyes widen. "You sick son of a bitch..." the young man says. "You made that... beast rape my daughter... to level the plainfield?! Put you both on the same plate of the podium?! YOU... YOU...!!!!!!" Villain has no idea what to call him for there are no words good enough to express what he is. "Look, I can maybe help..." Lynette says, still under the firmly aimed gun pressing up against his forehead, "I think I know how we can locate them. Staff has a monitoring station in their headquarters, we can break in and use their footage to find Lady anywhere on wikia. It might take some time, but we'll find her!" Jdg wonders why he wants to help, and Lynette says, "Because it's Lady..." Villain still looks disgusted. He flips his gun and beats Lynette with the butt of it again. "Then let's hurry up," he says. "Wait," Jdg stops them, "It's Staff. Why do we have to break in? Their job is to help us with our problems, right? If we tell them we have a killer robot on the loose, they'll send their agents to stop them and help us, no?" Lynette smirks at this as he follows Villain out. "You adorable child..."

Lynettefan2626 is seen in his office, facing the beautiful homes of Wiksteria Lane, talking on the phone. "Alright, mom. No, no, I know. Don't worry, I never forget. No, no, I take that medicine every night. I know." He chuckles. "You never change. No, I don't mind. I like it." He smiles. "I have to go now, I'm taking my wife out for lunch. The occasion is I'm awesome and I love her. Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Tell dad I love him too. Regina's visiting you guys soon, right? Okay. No, mom, you know I'd love to meet up with you, but I'm an Administrator here on wikia, I have no days off. I mean, except my... my days off. Yeah. Anyway, I love you guys, I'll try to see you all when I can. Love you. Gotta go. Bye." He hangs up the phone just as ImmaGleek enters the office. "Ready?" "All set." Lynette and Imma head towards each other and kiss, casually at first, then advancing into something more passionate. "I love you," the man tells his wife. "I love you too," she tells him back, smiling.

Lynettefan lays out a blueprint of the Staff Headquarters over the kitchen table, before a group of rebels gathered at Rena's template. He indicates where they can and should go and how they should split up to keep the defenses up. "I was taken to that room once but I was blindfolded. I remember it not being guarded in any way, guess they didn't want to raise the security guards' suspicions and therefore somehow painted that room as harmless. I think I might have an idea where it is, but I'll describe it to you all in detail any way so we can split up and each group tries to find it. Whoever gets there first contacts me or Villain. In the meantime, if you run into any security guards or actual Staff members - which might prove to be worse - just remember: it's kill or be killed." The "rebels", so to speak, are Lynettefan2626, Villain fan, Jdg98, Gleekobsessed, Dr. Sonya, Derpster01, I luv pll and DisneyMeerkats, who keeps sneaking glances at her evil father. Villain notices this, and once he can take her for a sidebar, he tells her, "I know you hate me. In fact, 'hate' might be too weak a word. You're entitled to that and to exact your revenge on me, but just remember this: today, it's about saving your childhood friend. And my blameless little girl." Disney nods slightly, irritated to have to do so. He walks away and she sighs.
Sonya, meanwhile, calls Gleek aside for a little talk of their own, and starts to show off his nerves. "I really... I don't wanna do this, Gleek. I just survived being taken hostage, now I have to join up with the psycho that kidnapped me and go to war again?" Gleek puts his hands on his lover's arms and assures him that everything is going to be alright. "Heck, considering everything we've been through, the odds are on our side. Besides, sweetie, I need to do this, and if you're not by my side again I might just break down. We need to claim wikia for ourselves, and with Staff clearly pulling the strings on all sorts of evil mishaps going on around here, from killer robots to the war, we can't allow them to go on having that much power." "But you wanna team up with Lynette?" "One thing at a time. Today, it's what needs to happen, for a greater purpose. Tomorrow, we deal with him." Gleek kisses him in a comforting manner and walks away, but Sonya is still uneased.

Andalusian looks incredibly concentrated as she searches extensively through the database of the security room, determined to find what she is looking for. It takes her quite some time, but eventually she reaches an extension in the software that she believes to be the core destruct button... If she could speak, she would say "eureka" in that very moment. She double-checks to make sure, and then prepares to press "enter" when suddenly a voice startles her. "I don't know your face." The line isn't uttered loudly or in any clearly menacing way, but it sends a chill down Andalusian's spine. "Who are you?" Sannse asks as she stands at the entrance to the room, holding Miss Edith. Anda doesn't answer, for she obviously can't, and just gives the woman an icy stare. She starts to mentally prepare for the possibility of having to take her out. "I get unnerved around people I don't know. Hmmm... hmmm...!!!" Sannse starts to quiver, and Andalusian herself is unnerved by the woman's clear instability. Soon, however, she realizes she doesn't have the time or interest for this and gets up, ready to strike the Staff member. "I DON'T KNOW YOUR FACE!!!" Sannse screams as the terrorist comes closer, and she reaches out her left hand to grab her face. When her fingers carve themselves into the dark-skinned woman's face, they start to sear her skin, burning into it. Andalusian feels a pain she's never felt before as the woman's fingers seem to fuse with her facial skin, and it isn't long before Sannse rips out her face, holding it up in her hand like a mask and leaving Andalusian's facial muscles completely stripped. Blood pours on the floor as the woman screams silently, and throws herself down. "This is no fun..." Sannse says, clearly disappointed. She twirls the index finger of her left hand and suddenly Anda's scream is heard out loud, an agonizing shriek. For the first time in her life, Andalusian has a voice. Sannse shakes her head and her hips to the sound of her victim's dying screams. When the terrorist finally perishes, bare-faced, in a puddle of her own blood, Sannse lets out a frustrated sigh. She comes out of the security room, Miss Edith on one hand, facial skin on another, and she stops in front of a golden-framed mirror on the wall. She places Andalusian's skin over her own face, masking herself, and says, faintly, "Oh joy, I'm an arab." She walks on.

The rebels prepare to leave Rena's template, and Gleek comes back into the navbar where he left Sonya earlier. "Sweetie, we're all set to go and..." He stops when he doesn't see his boyfriend there, and notices a note on the coffee table. He picks it up and reads it.

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I'm sorry, Gleek. I love you, but I can't be a part of this kind of life anymore. I'm too cowardly for that. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me and take me back once everything is sorted out, look for me. If not, I completely understand."
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Gleek starts to feel a surge of sad emotions coming up, but he keeps it down, knowing the mission ahead is more important than that. He swallows his frustration, pockets the note and walks out of the navbar.

"Are you feeling better?" Renaboss asks as he sees Lady trying to get back up from the couch in front of him. "I think so," she says, "I'm feeling stronger. I will try to untie you now." She moves towards him, but then the door to the apartment is burst open and RenaBOT comes in, bringing with him many gadgets from Sadball's laboratory, and a manual. Lady sits back down on the couch, frightened, and both humans are frustrated. "Are you feeling better, sweetheart?" the robot asks. Lady plays along, shaky. "Y-yes, thank you, honey, much better." "And I see you've noticed the guy tied to the table who looks just like me. I can explain it, sweetie. You see, he's a robot." "Oh, fuck me," Renaboss says, annoyed. "It's true," the robot tells Lady, "Lynettefan, my arch-nemesis, with whom I have a very long and complicated history that you are well aware of, had a robot built to my likeness, and planned on using it to destroy my life. The robot raped you that night, not me, the real me." Renaboss starts laughing out loud, chuckling like a maniac. RenaBOT and Lady focus their attention on him, and the real Rena, tied to the table, says, "Sometimes you just gotta laugh..." Lady diverts the robot's attention: "I understand, sweetheart. I, I believe you. Lynette is so evil." "Indeed he is, but don't worry, I shall protect you forever. I love you." The robot smiles at her, and Lady forces a smile back. She walks towards the table with what little strength she has. "I... I hate this robot, he is vile." She turns to face the robot again, and, with her back turned to Renaboss, she reaches out and takes his cell phone away from him. "Do you promise you'll take care of him? So we can be happy forever?" The robot is excited. "Of course. I promise." Lady smiles. "I need to use the ladies' room." The robot is confused. "The burnbook. I need..." "Right. Go on ahead, I'll wait for you my dear." Lady heads towards the bathroom. Once she's out of sight, RenaBOT turns to Renaboss and tells him, "Well, what do you know? She believed me. Things seem to be going smoothly." "Right," the real Rena says, "Well, what do you intend to do now?" "Well, as pleased as I am with the current results, I have taken what you told me into great consideration. I believe you are right, that she would eventually catch on to me. Therefore, I have retrieved some items from my creator's laboratory that can help me dominate her to my liking. I am going to implant a chip on her cerebral cortex that will allow me to control her." Rena looks horrified. "You sick fuck... How, how would that even work?" "I would explain everything to you about the chip modifying the way she thinks and reacts, but I don't wish to bore you with the details." "Right, I understand, don't bore me with overly intelligent scientific and psychological explanations." "No, I shan't bore you." "Thank you." "No problem."
In the burnbook, Lady Junky calls her father. "Rena?" he answers on the other side. "Papa!" Lady says, quietly, "It's me." "Lady! Oh my God, are you alright?" "Papa you have to help us, there is a robot and he wants to kill Rena and marry me, I am so scared." "Sweetie where are you?!" Lady explains that she's hiding in the burnbook of some apartment. Villain tells her to look out the window and tell him what she can see. The one window in the burnbook is nailed shut with wooden boards but Lady can peek through a few small holes, and describes the buildings in front of her. Villain tells her they're about to break into Staff's security room and they'll look for buildings that match her description. "Please hurry papa..." He assures her he will. "I love you, sweetie." Crying, Lady tells him, as difficult as it may be given recent circumstances, "I love you too." The door is opened by RenaBOT. Lady closes the phone immediately, ending the call, and the robot looks at her completely devoid of emotion. "This is a problem," he says, "But hopefully not for long."

The rebels find themselves just outside of the Staff Headquarters. "Well," Lynette asks, "Are we all ready for this?" Villain explains that something happened and Lady had to cut their call short. "She'll be fine," Lynette says, "Our Lady is a survivor." This doesn't comfort Villain. "Well... let's go," Lynette says. All of them head towards the headquarters. Jdg brings with him the scythe, provoking Lynette's jealousy. Derpster, new to the fun, looks incessantly nervous, and Lynette orders him to go with I luv pll, who sports a katana. "W-where did you get that?" Derp asks the maid. "The kitchen. I cut a mean onion with this baby. I also cut a mean bitch." Gleek goes with Disney, leaving Lynette, Jdg and Villain headed in the direction where the President suspects the room could be the most.

"Who were you talking to?" RenaBOT asks. "M-my father." "Why?" "I was... talking him about our wedding." "Why are you crying?" "T-tears of joy. Emotional. I love you." "I've had enough comprehension of human behavior instilled in me to be able to tell you're lying. You were calling for help, I presume. That means we'll have to relocate. Don't worry, nothing else will change. And soon you won't fear me anymore." Lady asks him what he's going to do, and notices the scalpel in his hand. "I'm going to make you love me," he answers. Lady is horrified. The robot walks towards her and she tries to fight it off, to no avail. "You can stop that, it's aggravating," it tells her, "I might be an exact replica of your boyfriend, but I don't possess his innate human weakness." Lady knees him in the testicles... and the robot crouches down with agonizing pain. She looks surprised, but doesn't take too long to admire what she's done, immediately hopping out of the burnbook. A tear comes out of the robot's eye and it says, "I may be too good a copy..."
Lady proceeds to untie Rena, and he gets up and urges her to run. She begs for him to come with her, but he says he needs to take care of the robot before it does any more harm. Lady gets out of the apartment, and Rena stands and waits for the robot to emerge from the burnbook. Lady goes down the stairs of the building. When RenaBOT finally comes out, wiping the tear from his cheek, Renaboss tells him, "We have unfinished twin business." Annoyed, RenaBOT picks up the couch, growls like a gorilla and throws it in the wide-eyed Rena's direction. Renaboss swerves in time to avoid getting squashed by the couch, and storms out of the apartment, heading upstairs because. RenaBOT chases after him.
Lady Junky almost makes it out of the building when she starts to feel faint on the stairs again, and falls frontwards, rolling down the steps and landing on the entrance, right next to where Rena's gun was left lying.

Lynette, Villain and Jdg are immediately cornered by five security guards as soon as they enter the building. "Get ready to rumble, boys!" Lynette says. "Ugh, who writes your lines?" Jdg bitches. The three men use their weapons to try and defeat the men, but it's all to no avail. The three of them are left disarmed in no time, and Jdg looks sad to see his scythe taken away from him. The security guards make them fall to their knees and line them up. They themselves line up in front of the three intruders and prepare to execute them. The guards aim at them and prepare to shoot... and then the wall on the right is broken through by a massive wrecking ball on top of which rides a naked MaryPierceLopez, drunk and singing.

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The five security guards are killed upon impact when they are hit by the large wrecking ball, and the ball keeps on swinging until the naked Mary falls out from it. The three rebels stare at everything with open-mouthed and bug-eyed shock.

Jdg98 and MaryPierceLopez make out passionately as they lie over a blanket on the grass, over at Wiksteria Park. They stop lip-locking and stare into each other's eyes. They smile. "You seem different tonight..." she tells him, "Happier." "I got great news today," Jdg says, "You'll never believe it. Renaboss, the Chat Moderator... he asked me to be his deputy." "What?" Mary says, bringing up her head, "No way. You're fourteen!" "Way. You know how I've been helping him solve cases just because. Well, I do have to do something while I look after my uncle. Rena says that, because I am technically considered an adult ever since I had to take on my uncle's responsibilities because he's getting on in years, I can legally be made the deputy. The bureaucrat even signed off on it." "DoctorStrange agrees? Oh, wow... I'm so proud of you." They kiss again. He starts to feel her breast, and she stops him. "Jdg, I... I'm sorry." "It's okay," he tells her, with a sympathetic look. "It's not that I don't want to, I just... I'm not ready to lose my virginity." "I know," Jdg tells her, "Hey, can't blame a guy for trying!" They chuckle. "Don't worry, Mary," he continues, "I love you. I can wait until you're ready." "Thank you... for being so understanding." "Thank you for loving me back," he answers. They kiss again.

The naked Mary gets back up on her feet, as do the three men, still in a state of shock and confusion. The ball almost stops swinging and the guys notice the crane from whence it came, being controlled by Devious Peep. "S'up fools?" the black woman greets them. Villain turns to his daughter. "Mary! What the hell?!" "Hi dad." "What just happened?!""I dunno, didn't see." "How did you get out of the institution?!" "I hopped." "Where did you get a fucking wrecking ball?!" "China shop." "Are you drunk?!" "Only totally." "Why are you naked?!" "Why aren't you?" "How the fuck didn't you die when the ball came through the wall?! How did you know where we were?!" "I'm God now." "What?!" "That." Lynette reminds Villain that they don't have time for this, and urges them to go. "Yeah," Mary says, "Let's go be heroes!" The three men and the naked woman rush to the security room. "Yeah, you go gurls!!" Peep screams from the crane, "Y'all go and save the day. I'ma take dis shit to dat elementary school dat done fired me and kill a couple dozen kids." She drives off with the wrecking ball.

Lynettefan2626 and ImmaGleek sit in front of the fireplace, in their PM room, resting after a long day. "Ah... you know, it's moments like these that get me through the day." Imma rejoices as she rests her head against his chest. "I could stay here forever," she says, one hand over his leg. He kisses the side of her head, then he places one arm around her and plays with her pretty red hair. "I'm so thankful for you... I never thought I could love again after Random. I was so desolate when she was diagnosed with breast cancer and... Well, after she died in her sleep I thought that was it for me. I was done with love. I had already been lucky enough to know what true love was, and I figured we only got one of those in a lifetime. Thank God for you." Imma is touched. She brings her head up and kisses his lips. "Thank you for loving me," he adds, "For taking me and Missy into your life." "I'm the one who should thank you... I thought I would be forever alone." She chuckles and adds, "Can you remember the hurdles we had to jump over in order to be together?" "I can't believe I took so long to notice you," he admits; "Yeah, I can't believe it either." They laugh again. Then kiss. And both of them say, at the same time, "I love you..."

Renaboss hides behind the antenna on the rooftop of the building, and RenaBOT emerges at last, looking frantically for his prey. Rena cowers, fearing the inevitable confrontation between him and his paramount tantamount. "I can smell you," RenaBOT says. "Oh my God!!" Rena lets out, from his hiding place, "They made you so you can smell me?!" The robot turns to where the sound came from and says, "No, but now I know where you're hiding, so I suppose they did make me smarter than you." Rena slaps his forehead as the robot rushes towards the antenna and yanks it out, throwing it over the side of the building. Rena looks astoundingly scared, and the android pulls him up by the neck. "Now, about that fight you wanted..."
Lady picks up the gun, and gets herself up. She starts going up the stairs.

Lynette opens the door to the security room, having finally found it, and says, "Eureka! Or, whatever." He notices the dead body of Andalusian lying in a puddle of blood, face skin removed, and says, "Ew." He sits in front of the main computer while Jdg kicks the body away. Villain tells them he'll be keeping guard. He gets out of the room whilst Lynette starts looking in the monitors for buildings in remote areas that match Lady's description. Mary sees Anda and throws up all over her, nauseated. Outside the room, Villain notices Rappy 4187 standing at the far-off end of the hall. Villain's eyes grow wide. Rappy walks away, very slowly, always looking at the man. Villain soon follows after him.
Soon enough, Villain has entered the main office where Rappy does most of his business, and finds the man sitting on his golden throne. Villain is stupefied to see his suspicion come true. "DH... you're Rappy... aren't you? You're the head of Staff..." Rappy nods affirmatively. "How are you, Villain? It's been so long..." Villain looks scared, which is a look no one really sees in his face. "I knew that... I knew that Staff was evil. I knew they were up to no good, but I never imagined... who could be behind it all. W-what do you want?" "Right now, I want a hug." Rappy moves in to hug Villain, who doesn't even move from his place, just trembles. Rappy gives him a soft kiss on the cheek and tells him, in a tender voice "I've missed you so much, little brother... Now go. Save your family. We'll catch up later." Rappy breaks off the hug and turns around to go sit in his throne. Villain is frozen still for a few seconds before turning to leave, his world crumbling.

Villain fan stands at the altar inside Wiksteria Church, looking a bit anxious. "Are you ready, son?" he asks. DisneyMeerkats, the handsome groom, doesn't appear to be nervous at all, and tells his father he is. BelleLover smiles at the both of them as she sits in the front pew of the groom's side, filled with glee. Everyone of note from Wiksteria Lane and the Glee Wiki is in attendance, and soon enough the doors to the church are opened and in walks the bride, Primadonna Girl, looking more beautiful than ever before, a feat many thought to be impossible. Gleekobsessed gives her away to the altar, and Disney's eyes land on his fiancée's picture-perfect face all the way. She comes to the altar and the priest, Metroid101, starts the typical wedding sermon, with Sister Peep standing behind him. The future married couple contains their excitement throughout the speech. Belle starts to cry. Lady Junky thinks back to her own wedding to Rena as she hears the lovely words being uttered by the man of God, and caresses her stomach, feeling the baby created out of their love kick.

Lady almost makes it to the top of the building, gun in tow.
"I hear footsteps. Faint footsteps. She's coming," RenaBOT says, as he slowly chokes Renaboss. The robot lets go of him and uses his synthetic fingernails to start scratching himself, making it so that the scarlet liquid comes out of his hands and arms. He then proceeds to punch himself. "W-what... what are you doing?" the real Rena asks. RenaBOT smiles and tells him, "You'll see." He then throws himself on top of the base of the antenna he yanked off, and cuts himself on the broken metal. Renaboss can't understand what is going on. The robot looks amused to be "bleeding".

The reception takes place at Wiksteria Park, and everyone is gathered together and having a wonderful time. "Daddy can we go and play with our frisbee?" MissMayfair asks her father, who tells her that they can. "But watch out for the cars!" Missy and Cat5sparkles toss the frisbee to one another, playfully, and Cat says, "Catch, Rocky!", as Rockaboss tries to intercept the disk as it flies from one girl's hand to the other's, and Killian Jones rests on a park bench nearby, observing the game. Imma comes up to Lynette as he looks at the girls playing, talking on her phone ("Yes, sis, I love you too. Gotta go, bye."), and surprises him with a tender kiss on the cheek, as she hands him a drink. Renaboss tells a seated Lady that he wishes they could dance together, as he observes his newly-appointed deputy dancing with his older girlfriend. Lady smiles at him and tells him soon enough they'll be able to dance with one another, with the baby between them. They kiss. Villain lets go of his wife and says, out loud, "Okay, now, I want to take a picture with all my children, come on! We're hardly ever together anymore, all of us. Scooch in, come closer, come on." Belle holds up the camera as Villain and all of his children, DisneyMeerkats, Lady Junky, MaryPierceLopez and Cat5sparkles get together and smile for the flash, as Americana photobombs them like the troll she is. Taylor Alison Swift, the famous country-pop singer and personal acquaintance of the bride, steps up to the microphone, guitar strapped to her, and tells the audience: "And now, I will be singing my latest hit for the bride and groom's first dance." She starts playing away at her instrument as Prima and Disney get together at the center of the park and start to dance, while everyone else looks on.

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Suddenly, the singing and dancing is interrupted by Lady's loud scream. Her waters burst and everyone turns their attention to her. "I think it's time!" she says.

Lady Junky shows up on the rooftop and spots the two Renas, opposite one another. It starts to rain, setting up the dramatic moment. Lady holds her gun up. Renaboss stares at her and urges her to run away. "Lady, shoot him!" the bloodied RenaBOT asks, "He's crazy, he beat me up and cut me up, I'm so scared!" Lady sees the blood-stained clothes on RenaBOT and aims her gun at Renaboss. "Lady, no!" the real Rena says, "He's lying, he's the robot, oh my God Lady, h-he can bleed, I don't know why, but he can, they made it so that he can bleed, he c-cut himself up!" "He's lying Lady," the robot says, "That son of a bitch is still trying to get me, everyone knows robots can't bleed!" "He... ejaculated," Lady remembers. The two Renas are left silent. "The beast... the machine... that raped me... it ejaculated. If it can do that... maybe it can bleed." Renaboss lets out a sigh of relief. "But maybe it can't," she then says. Lady is torn. There are two men in front of her who look like the love of her life, on top of the building, under the pouring rain. She has one gun. And one bullet.

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"I... I don't know," Lady says. Boss tries to appeal to her sense of reason. "Lady, please. I love you, can't you look me in the eyes and see that it's me?" "No, Lady, I love you," BOT tells her, "I am so, so sorry that I left you in the lurch when I did. I was selfish, I only thought about my pain and blamed you for me feeling that way. I should have been sympathetic, I should have tried to understand what you were going through, but I was so quick to throw you out and cast you aside and I have never regretted something as much as that in my whole life." "You son of a bitch..." Renaboss says, with disbelief on his face. "I don't know what to do!" Lady screams. "Shoot him!" "No, shoot him!" Both Renas try their best to convince Lady that they're the real one, and she gets fed up. "Stop!" she screams, "I can't do this anymore! I am tired! I am sick! My life was alright, until Wiksteria Lane! Now, now, I get raped, and aborted, and raped again and church explodes and my sister is a slut and my little sister dies and now A MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT I AM MAD AS HELL AND I AM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!" She points the gun at her own head. "Lady, no!! What are you doing?!" Renaboss screams, immediately reacting to it. "I am ending my own life, I am tired of drama!!" Renaboss starts to cry profusely. "Please don't do that," RenaBOT says. "Lady, please!! Shoot me, shoot me if you have to, I'm the robot," Renaboss says, between sobs, "I'm the fucking robot just shoot me but please don't do that!" Lady can feel the pain in his eyes and takes the gun away from her head, aiming it at RenaBOT. "Well..." she says, "Now I know." She fires the gun straight into the robot's crotch, and the creature kneels with pain. Lots of fake blood comes out, but also several hardware pieces, rendering the robot's true guts exposed. A lightning ray is attracted by the metal and zaps the robot hard. Renaboss moves quickly to get Lady away from the strike, as the robot is left compulsing immensely due to the electricity surging through it. Eventually it stops moving, falling to the floor of the rooftop as though it were lifeless. Rena and Lady get closer, relieved that it's all over. Rena looks her in the eyes and tells her, "The things that... that the robot just said... are all things I've been meaning to say to you for some time now, I am so..." She shushes him, putting one finger over his lips. "Rena... from now on, can we... can we just say we're even?" They smile at each other. And bring their lips together, kissing passionately for the first time in a long while, under the pouring rain, on top of the building, in the dead of night. There is no life in sight other than their own, no sound other than that of the rain falling at their feet. This is their moment. They've earned it.

"He is beautiful... He is perfect," Renaboss says, then leaning down to kiss the forehead of his newborn son, who rests in the arms of his loving mother, as she lies in bed, looking clearly exhausted after giving birth. "I've never been happier," she says, despite her tired look. A knock is heard on the door to the room, and the two new parents turn their heads to see DoctorStrange. "Is it okay if we come in?" "'We'?" Rena asks. The room is immediately flooded: DoctorStrange, UFO Editor, Lynettefan2626, ImmaGleek, Jdg98, MaryPierceLopez, Villain fan, BelleLover, DisneyMeerkats, Primadonna Girl, Gleekobsessed, Dr. Sonya, Americana, KiMO, JMsapphireZ, Devious Peep, I luv pll, Cat5sparkles and MissMayfair all come in. "We sort of transplanted the wedding," Disney jokes. Rena looks shocked, telling him they shouldn't have. "As if we'd wanna miss this," Prima says in return. Cat jumps up on the bed, next to her older sister and little nephew, and says, "He's so cute..." "Kinda looks like you," Lady tells her. Cat is delighted. Villain asks Belle to take another picture, this time without the flash, and his wife obliges. "May God bless your little family with His undying love," Sister Peep says. "What's his name?" Doc asks, "Have you decided already?" "Well," Rena starts to say, "In Portugal, it is tradition that a child's godparents decide on the baby's name. So..." He turns his face to Lynettefan2626. "Would you mind, godfather?" Lynette is touched. He walks closer to the happy new family and starts to think of a name to give his beautiful godson.

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From where I stand now, I see everything. But sometimes, I have to admit, I like to close my eyes, and shut out the world below me. I have found some sort of peace where I am, granted, but it's a darn shame I had to die in order to achieve it. I wish the people I left below could find a way to be happy, to let go of all their anger and sorrow. When I do close my eyes, I dream that they do. I dream of a beautiful, perfect world. And my soul shatters when I open them again and see something else entirely...
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Lynette, Villain, Jdg and a naked Mary storm out of Staff Headquarters in search of Lady, unaware that she's already been saved.

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Every day is a struggle. Every day brings about an undying search for that oh-so-elusive happy ending that they can never fully grasp. And sadly, until they die, they never will.
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Rena and Lady come down the stairs. She loses her strength again but this time he helps her to her feet. The love in their eyes is almost palpable.

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My heart goes out to them at all times, and I feel slight relief when they do have moments of bliss shining through the dark times. But I know they won't last for long. As do they, on some level.
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Rappy stares out the window at the rebels evading his premise. He smiles with an eerie joy. Sannse shows up behind him, holding Miss Edith.

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Not on that world below. Filled with bad people, determined to make it a bad place. I should be relieved that I don't have to deal with them first hand anymore. But I'm not. I look at them from way up here. I see what they do, and I know what they plan to keep doing. And it scares me.
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"Is liquorice upset?" Sannse asks, with an innocent tone. "Am I liquorice now?" her husband asks, not turning back. "You're everything that tastes sweet in my mouth," she answers, "Has everything changed?" "Nothing's changed. Villain saw me, but I wanted him to." "He'll be restless. Another war is coming. I can feel it in my eyelashes." He turns to her with a wicked grin and tells her, "I'm ready for battle." "I'm ready for dancing. Beneath their feet." Rappy doesn't like this comment but he doesn't take it into much consideration. "I'm sure Villain will join me. God knows I'll try to get him to. He has weaknesses, that keep him teetering over the line that separates both sides of the battlefield. Take those weaknesses away, and all he will have left is me."

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Wikia has been the setting for a battle between good and evil for a very long time now. Soon enough, both sides will have to merge together. Good and evil alone don't stand a chance against what these people represent.
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"I will have you forever," Sannse says, smiling, "And together we will have the underworld." "No, sweetheart, not the underworld... this very world. Everything will go according to plan." He looks out the window again, looking excited. "Soon, I will make the entire world... all of planet Earth... into wikia. And I shall rule over it. My own idea of utopia..."

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Everyone should and will be afraid of them, same as I was. Same as I am. And I should know. After all...
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"Dance with me," she asks. He takes her hand, and the two of them, with Miss Edith between them, start dancing to the sound of a song that isn't playing.

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I sold my soul to them.
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