Never Again

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Never Again
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"Never Again" is the 35th episode of Wiksteria Lane.

Summary[edit | edit source]

Renaboss and Lady Junky are engaged, and the pair plans to elope, get away from Wiksteria Lane as quickly as possible to live out their days in peace and happiness, an idea that Jdg and Cat are on board with. However, their plans are complicated when Mary is forced to move back in, and when Villain shows a certain determination to keep them from going. Desperate to protect his ex-wife, Gleekobsessed starts devising plans to take down Lynettefan, and the latter is given some shocking news that make him teeter ever so dangerously on the brink of insanity...

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The world of wikia is a most strange thing. You refer to your houses as templates. Streets are portals. Law enforcers go by names such as Chat Moderators. Indeed, it is a very strange and oddly fascinating universe. What drew us all to it? Me? Them? You? What is indeed the attractive power of this world that is, above all things else, an escape from the real world around us? Alas, we may never know. What I do know is this: the world of wikia was soon about to change. For the worse. The absolute worst, as a matter of fact. Something terrible was going to happen. And from that moment on... all bets would be off. But for the time being...
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Lady Junky is seen in her navbar, packing up a few suitcases. Rena comes in, big grin on his face at the sight of his fiancée appearing to be so excited to elope with him. However, he has some news that are to stall them: "My friend DisneyMeerkats is about to arrive. Remember what I told you about him, right, he was my best friend growing up? Like a brother to me. I think he's really deadset on coming to live on Wiksteria. I'll just welcome him, and then give him the 411 and tell him even we are planning to get the heck out of Dodge." Lady tells him, in her customary thick French accent, that she thinks that's the best way to go, for Wiksteria Lane doesn't need any more cannon fodder. They kiss. Villain fan enters the navbar, knocking on the opened door quietly, and tells them that Cat let him in. He notices the preparations and comments, "So, the two of you are really doing this, huh?..." Lady doesn't quite know what to say, but Rena confirms that they are. Villain calls him over for a sidebar, and Rena meets him in the hall. The middle-aged man tells him, "What about Lynettefan? What about the very reason I coached you into coming here in the first place?" "Yeah, why did you do that? Why me, what do you want from me?" Villain tells him, "All in due time, son." "I told you... never to call me that again... and you know what, I don't care anymore. I'm deadset on doing the smart thing for once. If you wanna be here and go up against an all-powerful psycho, be my guest. I'm taking the woman I love and the kids we have under our wing and we are gonna just. Be. Happy. You can either give us your blessing or not, I don't care anyway, you pretty much owe it to us. Oh, and if you come at us with a lawyer to get Cat back, I will ruin you. I still have the tape of you and your underaged daughter... doing what you do. So just... let it go. Okay?" Rena gets back in the navbar, and Villain doesn't look content.

Lady comes down the stairs to get some dry laundry, and is surprised to find Mary sitting at the kitchen table, drinking milk out of the carton. "I like penis milk better than this," Mary says. Lady asks her what she is doing there, and Mary says, "Yeah, your ex-boo-boo kicked me out. Don't ask. I put his shotgun up my vaj. Damn it why did you have to ask?" Lady is shocked, but only for three seconds. "So... you stay again now here?" the beautiful blonde asks her younger sister, to which the skankabrona replies that she has no other choice. "I'm too beautiful for the ditch and too trampy for the convent." This said, Lady looks behind her to make sure their father isn't anywhere near, and then lowly asks her, "Mary... I need to please understand... how could you do that video thing with our papa?" Mary shrugs her shoulders and says, "I got a pussy. He got a dick. Those things go together like a lock and a key." Lady is blown away by her lack of regret, or disgust, or any sign of decency. She gets a tiny chill, and goes on to get her dry laundry. Jdg enters the kitchen and simply says, "Hey, Mary..." in a sullen tone. "Sup witchu?" the perra asks. Jdg tells her, "Well, on top of recently having spotted you having sex with your father, which was... damaging, to say the least, I killed my own father last night." "Aw, that sucks, I'm sorry," Mary says, in a relatively compassionate tone, "For what it's worth, when we fucked, he sucked. It was like his mind was elsewhere or something. But not on me. He deserved to die." Jdg is silent for two seconds and then says, unconvincingly, "Thank you, that makes me feel better." Mary smiles, earnestly.

Some time later, Rena and Jdg are seen at the local train station, where people come from the outside world, often victims of the alluring thrall of wikia. Sitting on a bench, Jdg turns to his protector and says, "I have something to tell you..." Rena looks at him with concern ("Oh, God, now what?"), and Jdg says, "Look, just... for the sake of full disclosure, bear with me... I lied to you before. The thing is... when I was younger, the thing that caused me to do... something drastic... was I caught my mom assisting my dad in the rape of a young girl." Rena's attention is caught. Jdg continues: "After years of being... verbally and physically abused by the two of them, that... act... what I saw, I think it drove me over the edge, and I... I have to admit I was more thoughtful and ponderous about what I did... I didn't just up and burn my house down, hoping to kill my sick dad but ending up killing my mom instead. I knew my mom was home." Rena bites his lips. The young man resumes his tale: "I wanted her to die... to burn for... for what she'd done to me. And to that girl. I wanted her to pay for her sins. And I wanted my dad to take the fall for it. Spend the rest of his life in jail. But, like I told you, that neighbor caught me. And I guess my dad thought I wanted to do it the other way around. Kill him instead. It's the story that he spread around town after I escaped. That got to my uncle Sapphire's ears. And Americana's, I guess. So I just went with it. Because you already knew how sick my father was, after he took Cat. If I told you about my mother, it would have raised a whole new level of questions I was not ready to answer at the time. But... I needed you to know everything in case it ever came out through someone else other than me. I needed to... lay all my secrets bare to let you know that you can trust me." Jdg looks up at him, emotional, and Rena, slightly saddened, says, "I do..." Tears form in Jdg's eyes. Rena is then reminded of something: "You know, when you first came back, I asked you about your clothes, and you lied to me... where did you get them anyway?" "Goodwill," Jdg says, promptly. "Oh." "Yeah, not everything about me is a big mystery." Rena then asks him about the girl's name, just out of innocent curiosity, and Jdg finally tells him: "ElleBraxton." Rena is shocked and confused... "What?" Jdg asks. "That's my mother's name..." "Your mother?" Jdg asks, confused, "I thought you were an orphan." "I am, but... I know what my mother's name was. ElleBraxton. It's what my Ma told me." "Your Ma?" "I'll... explain it some other time. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I forgot, I don't know... are you sure you're not mistaken?" Jdg thinks about it for a while, and says, "I'm... fairly positive that's the name she gave me. They could just have the same name." "No one ever has the same name in the world. Similar ones, perhaps, that can be confused in writing. Like, if you replace a lower-case L with a capital I or something. But... not the same name." Jdg shrugs his shoulders. The train they'd been waiting for arrives. Jdg asks if that is it, to which Rena says that he thinks so. The passengers start to come out, and Renaboss looks for the brunet young man, his own age, that reminds of him of the best friend he had growing up. Jdg asks how long it's been since they last saw each other, and Rena says, "About two years or so, so he shouldn't be much different now." All of the passengers get out of the train, however, and Rena doesn't seem to recognize his buddy DisneyMeerkats amongst any of them. "Dafuq?... He said he'd be on this train. Is there any other one?" Jdg shrugs. A nice-looking brunette young woman approaches them, and says, with wonder in her tone, "Rena?..." Rena and Jdg both look at her, and the woman smiles. Rena asks, "Can I help you, miss?" The woman giggles and says, "It's me! DisneyMeerkats!" Rena's eyes widen as he hears these words and places the face before him. "I'm a girl now!" Disney says, gleefully.

Lady Junky admires her reflection in the mirror, as she wears the beautiful haute couture wedding dress she wore on the day of her ill-fated marriage to Lynettefan. Even with her slightly unkempt hair and lack of make-up, she manages to look stunningly beautiful. Cat sits behind her, on the couple's bed, and comments on exactly this. Lady blushes and thanks her, and Cat says, "I want that for me one day. To be a beautiful, blushing bride, in a long, white dress..." Lady says, "And you will, kitten. You are will be the most beautiful bride in the world of ever history." Cat smiles, and then asks her if she's going to wear that dress again when she marries Renaboss. "No, non, non, no, I could not! I'd have to... get a new one." Cat says, "But that one is so fancy... you don't have the money to buy anything more beautiful than that. Aren't you going to be sad if you have to marry in a cheap dress?" Lady ponders about this and a smile forms on her rosy lips. "Non..." she tells her young sister, "Because I will being marry the man I love... more than anything... It won't matter my dress. The church. Anything other than us being married. Because I will know in that moment we will live happy after ever." Cat smiles, and says, "I want that too. To be in love." Lady turns around and says, "Everything in do time, sweetie. You will grow up, and find your love, and be so happy." She kisses her forehead. "Now, help your sister out of the dress. It got so... tight." She puts one hand over her stomach again. Cat notices this, but is mum about it.
Flashback - Several months before, Lady Junky's wedding dress is being fitted on her, for the very first time, at the Gallery. She admires her reflection in the mirror and reveals a wide, pearly-white smile. "It... is so... bootyful." QuinnQuinn, her wedding planner, shows a large grin and says, "And it's just so expensive. So, so very expensive. You have on the most expensive dress money can buy. I... I'm about to climax." "I don't know what that is," the blushing bride-to-be says, "But I love it." Quinn positions herself in front of her and says, "You... are the most beautiful woman in the world right now. And you will look even more beautiful on your actual wedding day. How does that feel?" "You blush me," LJ says. Quinn puts herself behind her again, and they both look in the mirror. "You look like a fairytale princess," the ill-fated wedding planner says, to which Lady responds, coyly, "I... I'm no princess." "Maybe not," Quinn says, still with a smile, and holding up Lady's chin to firmly admire her image, "But you are a lady." Lady smiles.

About two dozen people are gathered at Villain fan's template, in the PM room. The lights are off, and a video of Americana's death is being played on the big plasma screen. Lynette kicks the professional troll into the fire, and the people, mostly residents from outside of the titular portal, are horrified at the sight of their "beloved" president committing such a heinous action. Villain is delighted. Rena presses the pause button (conveniently before the moment where he shoots Amy in the forehead), and the image is paused on the woman running around the portal, flailing her arms in the air, her whole body on fire. "This... this gruesome image that I am sure will be carved into your brains forever... is proof of what our dear president is capable of. The man he actually is, that he keeps from you, the public. Now, I know we have a small turnout today, despite all the underground publicity we spread out. But I know you will go out and spread the word. Inform the people. I will be leaving soon. I have made up my mind that I, even in the position of being an authority figure, am powerless to stop him. To stop... this!" He points at the frozen picture. "And so my last deed before I leave is to warn you. To keep you from going on about your lives in utter ignorance. No more blindness! No more looking the other way, or keeping our heads down! Embrace the truth, people! Our president is a monster!" Jdg and Villain, sitting on the couch, start clapping, as does Gleekobsessed, who stands behind it. No one else in the audience claps; they are completely appalled by the sight of the burning woman on the screen. "Thank you for your attention," Rena says. A random attendant asks why people were filming the "event" rather than helping the poor woman, and Mary shows up from the darkness and says, "Oh, yeah, that was me. See, I'm an amateur filmmaker. Basically I shoot a lot of amateur homemade porn. I use the term 'amateur' loosely because I'm sort of a pro. If anyone is interested in starring in one of my productions, e-mail me at livin'laputaloca@hotmail.com." Some time later, Jdg is handing out snacks and beverages to the attendees, and Disney intercepts Rena, horrified about what she just saw. "Yeah, that's exactly why I had you come over. I know you were interested in moving here, now you know better." "Yeah... see, the thing is... I already sorta bought a place?" Rena is confused; "What?..." he asks, to which Disney tells him, "Well, yeah, I got a job at Wiki Burger and I bought a - 'template', is it? - here on Wiksteria Lane. 4353." "You did what?!" Rena lashes out. Disney tells him, "Rena, I was broke... Wikia is a growing universe, there's lots of... I dunno, badges or whatever, to go around. The houses are cheap." "Yeah, to draw more suckers in! Suckers like you and me!" "Look, I had to do something. Insurance doesn't really help when it comes to sex reassignment surgeries, you know? And I'd heard you talking such good things about the lane after you moved in..." Rena brings his hand to his forehead. Disney reassures him: "For what it's worth, I'll.. try my best to stay out of that president's way. From what I understand he doesn't live here anymore, right? So no big whoop." Rena, concerned, says, "I don't wanna leave and worry about you staying here." Disney responds, "Yeah... I was sad to hear you were leaving anyway. You being here also weighed in to my decision. I missed my best bro..." Rena doesn't really know what to say, before the woman he feels like he doesn't even know. "Right..."
Jdg approaches Gleek and offers him a sandwich. Gleek takes it and thanks him, and Jdg apologizes for him and Rena not having been all that helpeful of late, when it comes to fighting Lynette, since they have been entertained with other dramas. Gleek asks what he is talking about, to which the young man tells him, "You know, how you hired me and Rena? To be your eyes and ears, all off the record?" Gleek says, "Oh yeah, I had forgotten about that." "Yeah, I don't think any of us really remembered it much."
Renaboss approaches Regemma and hands her a drink. She takes it. "I was surprised to see you had come, to be perfectly honest," he tells her, "You are usually so reclusive." "Well, to be completely fair, Mr. Moderator, you haven't taken the time to come and visit me." Rena owns up to this, and then tells her: "I don't suppose I can persuade you into leaving. Letting go, of what he did to your sister." "Oh, well, you see," she starts to tell him, "I am leaving. Quite soon, actually. But I am not letting go." "Oh?" Rena asks, intrigued. "Well, I don't stay home to just do anything. I'm not a slacker, Mr. Boss." "What have you been doing then?" he asks. She simply gives him the hint of a smile, before telling him, "I think your guests may have further questions to ask you. You should go, mingle." She walks past him, always smiling in a deliciously wicked manner, and Rena almost gets a chill. Gleek then approaches him, and says, rather abruptly, "You know, I have been giving this a lot of thought, and I have come to the conclusion that there is very little I can actually do about Lynette, especially since all the good men seem to either leave or... die. Poor Balk." "So what are you going to do?" Rena asks him, to which the president answers, "I need to bring in the big guns. Go over my head, surely. But it's something I have to do." Jdg joins them, having overheard the last portion. Gleek continues: "I just... have to. He's going out with Prima, and it's keeping me up at night. You told me of how he violently raped his old fiancée, your own lady... And I know of the other horrible things he's done, framing Balk, the church explosion, killing the secretary... I can't bear the thought of him hurting my wife. My ex-wife, pardon. I need to protect her. Protect wikia. So I'm going to make the call." Jdg's eyes widen; "You don't mean?..." he starts to ask, and Gleek tells him, "Yes. I'm calling Staff." Rena just looks confused.

Some time later, Villain fan is seen sitting in the PM room of Rena's template, with his two daughters, Lady and Cat, sitting across from him. Lady asks what he wanted to tell them that was so urgent, and Villain starts by simply saying he wanted to reach out to his daughters and try to do right by his wrongs, to apologize for his past behavior, and to make amends with them. Cat wonders why he didn't call Mary, and Villain struggles to answer this, and ultimately doesn't. "Mary, well, she is precisely the main reason why I need to talk to you. There is no point in denying what I have done with Mary... It's... you both saw it. You know what happened. What you need to understand is, before I knew who Mary was, we had a short-lived affair. A one-night stand, basically." Lady closes her eyes, disgusted, and lets this sink in. Cat looks on as her father retells this story, with curiosity and innocence - but not ignorance - in her eyes. Villain goes on to explain that, Mary being the incredibly promiscuous and sexual being she is, once they found out they were related, they still sometimes slipped and engaged in sexual intercourse again, because it had already happened after all, and they are only human, and sinful at that. "I know that this is a lot to take in," he says, "But I hope that you understand the extenuating factors, I... I'm not a pervert, I'm not a creep, I... made a huge, huge, terrible mistake, over and over, and I wish I could take it all back, I truly do. I don't know how we can move on from this, I don't think it's even possible, but I hope the two of you understand that I love you both so very much, and that I... I..." He really struggles with this part: "I don't have... any sort of... sexual inclination towards the two of you... that's not me. I swear to God, and I'm sure the two of you have noticed that I... well, I just never acted that way around you. My relationship with Mary is very, very disturbed and complicated. But you girls, you mean the world to me, and I... can't fathom going on any longer without you two accepting me in your lives. Please... can you forgive me? And let me back in?" He's got tears in his eyes. Cat jumps from her sofa and onto her father's arms, and says, "Of course daddy!" They both get emotional as they hug, but Lady, tears of her own - of nausea - coming out of her eyes, tells him, "No." She stands up, and her father and sister look at her with surprise. Lady explains that even though when Villain first had sex with Mary he didn't know any better, he kept doing it long after he found out, and that is disgusting and unforgivable, and she's just not comfortable around him anymore. "It is the biggest sin ever, papa. You... Do you not understand how hard it is for me to be with you? I can't... let you back in life, I can't." She rushes away. Cat looks sad, but her father looks anguished.

IceBerry enters Lynette's office, where the President is paying Matthew, Mirlo and Nosh for their ongoing services to him, and claims to have important news. Lynette asks the thugs to give them some privacy, once their business is settled with, and the three men leave, with Nosh dying to find out what the news is, but Matt practically kicking him ahead of them as they walk away. Lynette's curiosity is piqued by his new secretary's mention of Rena's underground group session with the people of Wiksteria Lane, in which he divulged a tape of Americana's gruesome death and revealed the president's true colors. Ice explains that he had a friend of his attend the meeting as a personal favor, since he himself couldn't be caught there, considering that Gleek went. Lynette is very thankful for his assistant's good work, and tells him to get the rest of the day off, "But not before you do something else for me. Please give doctor Sadball a call and tell him I need to meet with him as soon as possible." Ice grins and asks, "Does this have something to do with... your plans for the Chat Mod?" Lynette confirms this. "Well, you better move fast," Ice urges him, "He's leaving." Lynette is surprised and confused. "What?" "Yeah. Him and your old lady, Lady. They're packing up and leaving the lane. Pretty soon too, by the looks of it." Lynette gets nervous. "No... no, no, no, he can't go. This can't happen!" Ice shrugs his shoulders. Lynette ponders about his current predicament for quite a long while, whereas Ice just looks at him awkwardly. Lynette then unfreezes and tells his secretary to give Renaboss a call too.

Lady Junky is seen doing French stuff around her template when she spots Regemma at the very end of the portal with boxes on her frontyard. Lady drops everything she's doing and heads on over. Having walked past Wiksteria Park, she asks the red-headed beauty where she is going, to which the shady recapper/writer tells her, "Oh, I... I have decided that the time has come for me to move on. This portal reminds me too much of my sister. And I moved here because of that exactly, to bask in the... remnants of her presence and properly mourn her, but now... well... life goes on, doesn't it? Well, not for her. Obviously. But, yeah." Lady doesn't quite know how to respond, but ultimately says, "I am... glad. You're okay. What happened to your sister, it... was one of the most trotmatizing moments of my life." Regemma smiles and says, "I'm sure it was. I can't picture it myself. I'm sorry you had to witness that." Lady brushes this off, saying, "My trohma is nothing compared to you losing your sister. I wish I... could do something. To get justice." "You needn't worry," Regemma says, "I did." Lady is curious. "What you mean?" the blonde asks. "All you need to know is... I will get justice. I will avenge my sister. All in due time." "But... you're leaving. How will you?" Reg's smile gets wider and she says, "I wouldn't dare to go and leave unfinished business behind..."
I luv pll, Lynettefan's Asian-looking Latin/Hispanic maid, has just finished taking a long, warm, relaxing bath in her boss' hydromassage tub, as she always does, having used his bathing products as well. She wraps herself in a towel and heads for the door of the burnbook, but notices something on the wall she hadn't noticed before. A sticky note. One that, unbeknownst to her or anyone else in the template, had previously been left there by Mirlo... I luv pll picks up the note, tearing it from the wall, and reads it out loud: "'I peed in your shampoo... Signed, Regemma.' Qué?"
Regemma can't help but ostentate a victorious smile as she wraps up her conversation with Lady Junky. The former First Lady tells her, "I will soon be leaving too. With Renaboss. We decide that is too much drama. We want happy." Reg smiles and takes her hands in hers, saying, "Well, I hope you get it. 'Happy'. I wish you both the best of luck." Lady smiles too, and they say goodbye, rather casually. The blonde walks back home. Regemma looks on as she goes, and then looks around, over at Wiksteria Lane, the community she is now going to leave. She takes in a deep breath. From inside her template, Mirlo calls her. "Babe, you ready to go?" She awakes from her moment and turns back around to face him, and walks over to him, saying, "Yes. You?" "Yeah. I left the guys a note. I hope Matt finds it cos Nosh can't read too good." Reg smiles and kisses him. They then stare into each other's eyes, proud of what they have accomplished together.

"You wanted to see me, boss?" Rena asks from the entrance to Lynette's new office, over at the Lostpedia. He doesn't look too excited. Lynette spins around in his chair and confirms this. Rena asks what about, and the president stands up and starts walking around the room as he talks. "Renaboss... Rena, Renaboss... my dear friend. Wow, we have been through... quite some hassles together, haven't we?" "In the sense that they implicated us both," Rena says, coldly, "Not in the sense that we were together on it." Lynette chuckles, and acknowledges this. He then goes on to say, "That may be so, but you know what I have come to realize? It really is such a pity we're not closer. I see so much of myself in you. With all the things we have in common, we could have been great friends." "Let me guess, you like Milka chocolates same as me? Doesn't really match our different stances on killing people." Lynette, undefeated, says, "I mean, you're brave. Daring. Determined. Strong. A... well, quite the opponent, I should say. Never really quite reaching my level, but you're getting there. You're getting there." Rena scoffs at his nerve, and asks him if there is an actual point that he should be getting to. Lynette tells him he knows the Moderator is leaving Wiksteria Lane, and asks why. "I didn't even get a note on the fridge. Rude. Very rude," he says. Rena tells him, "We're tired. You're the spawn of Satan, and hell will freeze over before I waste my time trying to fight off true evil. It's unkillable." Lynette looks quite proud at what he's just said, but tries to conceal it, saying, "Why, you really do think of me as a monster, don't you? Rena, I understand I have been engaged in my fair share of... misdeeds, but, haven't we all? I'm sure it wouldn't surprise you to learn that I have done a little digging into your history." "Nope, not one bit," Rena says, quickly. Lynette sneers and reminds Rena of the contents of the files he was given: "A DUI arrest, what a doozy... a fight at some... dive bar... and... I don't know, something about a girl, you wandering around with a young girl who had been reported missing or something..." Rena scoffs at the first two references, but then his attention is caught by the last portion. "You... you know about that?" "What don't I know, Rena my friend? My eyes see everything. Even when my back is turned." "Yes, you have an eye on your back and it's called a butthole," Rena says, with quite some anger, "What do you know about the girl?" Lynette, acting, asks him why he cares so much. "Are you afraid..." Lynette's look changes, "That I might find out what you did to that girl?" Rena, confused and slightly offended, says, "What I... I didn't do anything." "She was with you. A girl reported missing to the police. Then she was no longer with you. You came into Wiksteria Lane all by yourself, and she never showed up again. So what happened to her?" Rena is quiet for some time, and then says, "You..." "What?" Lynette asks, and Rena walks towards him, saying, "You happened... you happened to her, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!" Rena grabs Lynette by his throat and starts to choke him against a message wall, screaming, "What did you to Missy?!" "What the hell are you talking about?" Lynette asks, with the little breath he has; "Don't lie to me!! Your fucking thugs beat me up and then she was gone!! The goons YOU hired to strut around doing shit for you!! You kidnapped her, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?! WHERE IS SHE??!!" "I don't know!!!" Lynette starts to cry. Upon seeing him crying, Rena lets go, surprised at himself over his outburst, and even apologizes for choking him. Lynette tries to compose himself, catching his breath. Rena then says, tears in his eyes, "I... I always hoped she'd been saved. And I just didn't know about it. I came here hoping to move on after I realized I couldn't track her down. Wanting to forget. And... and it worked. Please... Please tell me you didn't hurt her... I beg you... tell me you didn't." Lynette looks up at him, and sees the crying man, and can't help but to let the tears stream down his face as well. "I didn't..." he says, "I swear." Rena examines his face, and believes him. Lynette then says, "You didn't either... did you?" He says this as though he has finally, only now, realized it. Rena wipes his tears and says, "How can you even ask me that? I know you hate me, but I'm sure you've noticed... in our story, in our shared story, I'm the good guy. You're the villain." Lynette looks down, as he cries, and meekly says, "I know..." They both stand quietly for a long while, the two men, composing themselves. Lynette then says, "I guess... it really is best if you go. I've caused you and... and Lady too much trouble." Rena is surprised by this. "O-ok," he says. "Are you... are you taking everyone? The whole family?" Rena, feeling uncomfortable over engaging in apparent small talk with the murderer before him, says, "I, I, no, um... well, obviously we're taking Jdg and Cat... she wants you to take good care of the dog, by the way... and Mary's moved back in since you kicked her out, Lady isn't too thrilled about her being back but knowing her the way I do I know she'll want her to come and give her a new chance." Lynette smiles and says, "Lady always tries to see the best in people." "Yeah..." The two men are left in an even more awkward position. Rena then adds, "Of course, we're leaving Villain behind. He's the community's problem now." Lynette's attention is caught. "He's staying?..." he asks. "He doesn't want to let his daughters go, but, no way in hell I'm letting him come anywhere near us again. I mean, with telling Lady to marry you for ulterior reasons, and fucking Mary, and the heart in the jar, and pretending to be my dad..." "Wait, w-what, what, heart in the...?" Rena doesn't quite know how to put this: "Yeah, um... I don't know either, dude. He had a... heart in a jar. In some... goo or whatever. Looked like a child's heart to me. Teeny. It's gone now, the dog ate it. It was... this whole thing, I dunno. Don't know what it was, don't wanna know. I'm done." Lynette is frozen, his mouth open, his eyes wide, his tears falling. Rena asks him if he's okay... "I think you should leave now..." Rena looks at him for a few seconds, and says, "K..." He then starts to walk away. He leaves the office and walks downstairs. He leaves the template and crosses the portal, only to turn back around upon hearing the horrifying sounds coming from the president's template, of him screaming in sheer agony and breaking everything in sight...

Regemma and Mirlo hold hands as they sit together on a bus. They exchange another look and smile, and kiss, as they ride off into their happy ending. The bus takes its passengers out of the wikia world and into the real one, passing by a plaque saying, "You are leaving Wiksteria Lane. Come back soon!"

Lynette sits on the floor of his office, on his legs. His tears are drying on his face, and the decorations in his office have been totally destroyed by his sad wrath. The only thing that remains is his desk. I luv pll peeks inside the office, after the commotion has ended, and asks, "Lynette mister, are you good?" He looks up at her, silently, and then says, "...You can take the rest of the day off." "Yay!" she says, and quickly rushes out. Lynette stands up, slowly, and walks towards the door to shut it. "Do you need help with anything?" a familiar voice behind him asks. Lynette gets a chill. He turns around to face DoctorStrange standing in his office, before his desk. "You're... you're dead..." he says. "Yes," the apparition confirms, "You know that." "Oh God..." Lynette wonders, "Am I... am I dead too?" the first president of Wiksteria Lane asks. "And what would have suddenly killed you? Food poisoning due to your maid's paellas?" "How, what, what are you doing here?" "I don't know, Lynette," the ghost says, "I think it's fair to say that I am a figment of your imagination. So the pertinent question to ask is, why have you summoned me? What is troubling you?" Lynette struggles to answer his question, but then says, "...Villain fan killed my daughter..." DoctorStrange inhales. For some reason. Then he says, "Yes. He did. I am so..." (Lynette breaks down in tears, bringing his hands to his mouth) "...So sorry, Lynette." Lynette falls to his knees and starts to sob. "Why am I here, Lynette?" the departed bureaucrat queries, "Why did you think I could help you?" "I don't know!!... You... you always knew what to do, what to say, what, what was best for everyone... I... I don't know what I'm doing." Doc crouches down next to him and says, "No. You don't. But you know what you can do. What you need to do next. Don't you?" He holds his chin up. With his eyes soaking wet, Lynette looks him straight in his, and says, "...I... I can't." "It's hard. But you have to." "No!" Lynette stands up and walks away from him, his back turned, "I can't, I, I can't do it! What even happens after it?!" "You can be with us." Lynette freezes. The last sentence gives him a bigger chill than before, as he recognizes the voice that uttered it. The voice of his little angel. He turns around to find his daughter, MissMayfair, sitting on the desk, with her mother, RandomRambler, stroking her hair. Doc appears to be gone. Lynette tries to speak, but is utterly unable to. Missy tells him, "We miss you, daddy... We miss you so much. You can be with us again." Random jumps in, saying, "Once you're done... once you take care of everything you have to here... you can come join us. We can be a family again." "I... I can't..." "Why not?" DoctorStrange asks him, now suddenly appearing beside Lynette's family. Lynette is shocked and mildly frightened. He turns around, closes his eyes, and says, quietly, "Because I'm not a monster..." "Um, fuck you very much, my ass you're not, mmkay?" Lynette's eyes open wide. "I mean," the voice says, "You threw me into a fucking fire, dude! I'm a tough broad and all but that hurt like a bitch!!" Lynette turns around to find Americana, everyone else now gone. She continues: "My eyes fucking melted! I don't think eyes are supposed to melt, but mine did. That's how bad it was! Don't stand there and say you're not a monster. You're the king of the monsters." "No..." Lynette tries to defend himself to her, "No, I'm not! You, you tried to kill me! You tried to kill Lady, you burnt my template down, you, you, you had it coming!!" "I didn't say otherwise," Amy states, "I'm rotten to the core myself. Doesn't change the fact that you are as well." Lynette turns around and starts pulling on his own hair, repeating to himself, "No no no no no no this is a dream I'm gonna wake up I'm gonna wake up..." "If I kick you in the balls, will you believe this is happening?" Lynette is horrified. "Oh, God no... not you too..." He turns around to find KiMO, who said the last ghostly sentence. "Hi. 'Member me?" the former WL admin says. "You... you deserved it too. You were blackmailing me." "Oh, I see how it is," Kimo says, "You always think you're justified. Well, try this on for size..." Lynette gasps with fright as Kimo morphs into BalkOfFame before his very eyes. The former president of the Lostpedia says, "What about me, Lynette? I was good. I was a righteous person, and I never even stood in your way. But you ruined my life. My career, drove me to suicide. How do you justify that?" His lips trembling, Lynette tries to talk, "Y-y-y-y-y-y-you were weak..." "Oh, yes. That seems fair. Your defense is I was easy prey. You played a sick, twisted game with my life. And when I lost my life, you won the game." "But I didn't kill you!! I, I, I didn't kill you, you did it yourself!!" "Yes. I did. Because you led me to it. That's just what you do, isn't it? You manipulate people. Exploit their weaknesses to your best advantage." Lynette closes his eyes and keeps on crying and panting, repeating to himself, "No no no no I don't I don't I..." He is now ripping hair out from his own head. A new familiar voice tells him, "Yes. Yes you do. Like the cold, unfeeling monster you are." "Please..." Lynette begs, "Please, leave me alone..." He opens his eyes to see a sad-looking UFO Editor standing tall before him. "You exploited my anger issues," he says, "My depression. Drove me to kill my best friend." UFO suddenly transforms into DoctorStrange, who says, "To kill me," and then turns back into UFO, who resumes his speech, "And then when people do exactly what you make them do, you just say to yourself, 'oh, it's their own fault, they did it themselves', to sleep better at night?" "I..." Lynette is silent for a long while, "I'm sorry." "No..." UFO says, "You're not. Are you?" Lynette is mute for a while, just crying, and then says, "No..." "Exactly. Are you sorry that I killed Doc? That I killed myself?" "No..." Kimo appears in UFO's place. "Are you sorry you bashed my head in with a candlestick?" "No... I'm not." Amy shows up. "Are you sorry you charred me?" "No. Definitely not." Balk appears. "Are you sorry...?" "I'm gonna stop you right there, Balk," Lynette says, interrupting him, "You're irrelevant, okay? No, I'm not sorry, I don't even think about what I did to you. Nobody cares about you, especially me." All five of them, including Doc, surround him suddenly, which startles him, as they say in unison, "Then why won't you do it?!" Lynette catches his breath and says, "Because of her..." "Her...?" Random asks. Lynette gives her a guilty look. "I... can't do this to her. It'll devastate her. She... she deserves better. After what I did to her..." DoctorStrange takes Random's place and asks, "Suddenly you care about what's better for her? You raped her!!" "I know!!" Lynette lashes out, "And I... I..." "What?!" All of the deceased ask in unison, excluding his family. "AND I'M SORRY!!" He inhales roughly. Doc is the only one before him. "Why are you sorry?... About her... and not us? We're dead. We're all dead. She isn't. Why is her pain more important?" Lynette thinks about this and says, "Because I love her..." Random and Missy show up. "Don't you love us too, daddy?" his little girl asks. "Of course I do," Lynette quickly says, walking over to them, "More than anything. And with all my heart." "Then don't you want to be with us?" she asks. "Yes... yes, I do..." he says, to which Random tells him, "Honey, you know that... you can't join us unless you do what you want to do. Until you take care of it, and get some closure. Otherwise, you will never be at peace, and you will never be able to be with us again." "But..." he says, with a sad look of realization, "I don't know what to do..." DoctorStrange appears, alone, "Of course you do. You've known it for a while now. There's really only one thing you can do." "What's that?" Lynette asks. "Get even..." ImmaGleek whispers in his ear...

Cat5sparkles is having a snack in her current home, eating away at a packet of crisps, home alone, as Rena, Lady and Jdg are out doing whatever needs to be done before they all move out. There is a loud banging on the front door, and she is frightened. She removes her earphones from her ears and puts her MP3 player on the kitchen counter ("We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky..." emanates from the earphones), and heads towards the front door, a little anxious, as the banging continues. She opens the door and lets out a gasp, dropping the packet of crisps to the floor, as Lynettefan points a handgun at her. "You're coming with me," he says, before grabbing her by the arm and taking her across the portal, kicking and screaming, the gun pointed at her head.
Villain fan is alarmed by the sound of a gunshot being fired at his front door, which is then kicked open. As he hears the cries of his little girl, he rushes downstairs, and is horrified to find Lynette holding her at gunpoint in front of his PM room, one arm around her neck, the young girl crying unconsolably. "Daddy daddy help me!!" Her face gets red and she starts to sob. "Lynette... what are you doing?..." Very calmly, Lynette, with a tight grip on the gun, says, "You killed my daughter..." "What?..." "Don't even bother pretending, don't even bother denying, don't even bother lying to my fucking face, YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER!!" As he says this, Lynette unknowingly chokes Cat a little with his arm, but lets go of the stronger hold right away. She cries out for her father. Villain tries to come closer but Lynette instinctively points the gun at him. "DON'T!!!!" Villain jumps back and puts his hands up, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I, I won't, I... Lynette, please, please, I have no idea what you are talking about, let her go, you're scaring the girl, your problem is with me, please, shoot me if you want but let her..." "SHUT UP!! If you care so much about her, then save her life!! Just admit it!! Admit what you did!! Tell me the truth!!" "I'm sorry!! I'm sorry about your father, I, I'm sorry for what happened to Regina, I..." Villain starts to cry, out of a sudden genuine repent and out of fear for his daughter's life, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry for Random..." - This part catches Lynette's attention in particular, - "I'm sorry I came into your life even when you didn't want me to, I'm so..." "Random?..." the mad man with the gun asks. "W-what?" Villain says, lips trembling. "What about Random?... Why are you sorry about her?" Cat, not knowing anything that is going on, is horribly scared and continues to cry. Villain doesn't know what to say. "Oh God..." Lynette says, before inhaling, and freezing, the gun pointed at the girl's head. An epiphany has overpowered him. "Oh God no..." he says. Villain starts to shake. "I'm s-sorry..." he says. Tears of utter sadness and rage fall from Lynette's red eyes. He starts to press the gun against the little girl's skull.

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"Please!! Please I am begging you stop!" Villain falls to his knees, holding his hands together and begging him for mercy. Cat can't see anything due to the tears filling up her eyes. Lynette himself tries to fight back his tears. "Save her... tell me the truth... Did you kill my daughter? Did you... take out her..." he struggles to continue, "...Her heart... and put it in a fucking jar, you sick bastard?" At the mention of the jarred heart, Cat's shaking is stopped slightly, as she finally gets a clue of what is happening. She is frightened beyond belief, for her fragile, young life.

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The game's rules were being altered. Big time. There was no compassion anymore. The 'good' was all gone. The 'evil' remained in its entirety.
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"I DIDN'T!" Villain says, "I didn't, I swear to God, they brought her to me! Missy, I found her, and I locked her away, b-b-because I-I wanted you t-to... I didn't want you to get her back until I decided so! I, she's alive, p-please, please let my kitten go..." His eyes are swollen from crying, "Let her go and I-I'll take you to your daughter, please, I swear..." "Daddy..." Cat cries. Lynette bites hard down on his lower lip, until it bleeds. "See, the thing is... I don't believe you..." Villain gives him a worried look.

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And from that day on, that world would go to hell. To never be the same. Never again.
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Cat5sparkles, in her shattered condition, cries out for her father. Her crying stops when the bullet pierces through her head. Her desolate father lets out a bloodcurling, horrifying scream, stands up and rushes over to them, not thinking about anything else. The girl's killer simply lets go of her limp body, allowing it to fall to the floor and be nested by her grieving father. Then he simply walks out the door. Slowly. Casually. But unlike all of his previous kills, this time he doesn't smile. Not at all.

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A war had officially started.
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Villain fan holds his kitten in his arms, holds his head up and releases a primal, agonizing scream that reaches the heavens.